Pregnancy... and stuff!

[Lomster]

Ok so here is Fay and my kids up for bids.

Model 1. 4 year old male. Answers to the names of Joshie monster.
almost house trained (can get beer out of fridge) full of cheek and back chat.
Ignores all comands and carries on doing what he likes.
Favourite colour is pink and likes disney princess stuff.
Complete drama queen and loves to be centre of attention and make people laugh at his jokes and songs.

Model 2. 2yr old female. answers to the name of Georgie or minxy.
Gives people the idea that butter wouldn't melt. Clever madam who will wrap you round her lil finger. She gives you a very cute, cheeky smile when you are telling her off.
Likes cleaning and being a domestic goddess although this will change within a year i am sure.
Be aware of tantrums she bites.

Model 3. almost 7months female answers to the names of Ella Bella.
Noisy happy model full of cheekyness and giggles.
Prone to farting lots and burping.
Not at all house trained and gets quite messy at times.
Has two teeth and is prone to biting your fingers off.
sleeps through night as long as you don't feed her after midnight.