Things that just aren't Cricket!!

PvtPyle · 18-07-2008, 19:17

This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.

18-07-2008, 19:17	#11
PvtPyle Sofa Boy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wield of the Shire Posts: 701	This thread is a little different to what I'd expected. I thought you meant stuff you have done which wasn't really cricket. For example, a few years back after a very eventful house party, a chum and I went looking for somewhere to kip. We found a room, but there were two people in it trying to make woopie in the large comfortable looking king size bed. Move on? HELL NO. We snuck in under cover of darkness and my chum released a toxic fart of truly massive proportions. As the pair choked for air, we turned the lights on, shouted, screamed, jumped on the bed, whipped off the duvet and threw all their clothes out of the window until they left to go fetch. One bed acquired. Happy days.