Lets lower the tone a bit - new sexual positions

[Greenlizard0]

Originally Posted by Roberta

I already do that one.

It's where you entice your man with handcuffs and promises, strip him, cuff him to the bed, stick a pink feather up his bum then go shopping, but not before phoning his mum and asking her to pop round in a few minutes to pick up something she left that you've put on the bed for her.

That's a nice gift for your mother in law, though strangely enough not everybody's into incest. Weird I know. I suppose as well it would make your other half a mother ****er. *

*(Are we allowed to swear here?)