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08-09-2008, 01:29
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Dubious
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Northampton
Posts: 1,571
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The Jokes thread!
Seeing how I love jokes, and how everyone loves a laugh, I thought I'd create this thread!
I'll start us off! Paddy: "I'd like to book a flight to Alicante please" Assistant: "Certainly Sir, how many will be flying with you?" Paddy replies "How the **** should I know its your plane?" ------- What's the difference between Amir Khan and a Rustler's burger? About seven seconds. ------- last but not least...: A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."
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