** Speaking from experience!!! **

Creature · 10-10-2008, 15:49

Never:

1) Admit that you can get a hairclip in your hair, as you will inevitably asked to prove it.
2) Kick a football that is sat on metal carpet seperators, unless you wish to miss the bottom of your big toe.
3) Say you can do the moonwalk, then fall over whilst doing it.
4) Moan about foreigners....to a foreigner, particularly a Spanish one.
5) Decide to wear a short sleaved t-shirt and jeans due a torrential rain storm.

10-10-2008, 15:49	#11
Creature Crispy Coated Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Gloucestershire Posts: 2,087	Never: 1) Admit that you can get a hairclip in your hair, as you will inevitably asked to prove it. 2) Kick a football that is sat on metal carpet seperators, unless you wish to miss the bottom of your big toe. 3) Say you can do the moonwalk, then fall over whilst doing it. 4) Moan about foreigners....to a foreigner, particularly a Spanish one. 5) Decide to wear a short sleaved t-shirt and jeans due a torrential rain storm. __________________