I never thought the day would come...

[Flibster]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

As another little filler to the whole puzzle of above - I am enduring a rather painful time at the moment with.. erm... how to put this nicely... erm... ah screw it... I've got a huge tear up my bum and it's not healing An "acute" anal fissure if you would that looks like "someone has taken a butter knife and dragged it down the inside of your bum.... twice". Daniel Craig had such a pleasant way of putting these things!

Kevin Smith knows and understands your pain.

He talks about it for quite a long time in his latest dvd... and he caused me pain through laughter.