Say Hi to Borris...

Piggymon · 08-12-2008, 22:02

.... the bruise !!

So I wasn't going to go to Muay Thai this week, I always end up with a few bruises on my legs and seeing as we're going to the Chrimbo do this weekend I didn't want to look like a skank ho with bruised legs showing.

Friday night however, whilst perfectly sober, I decided to walk straight into a fence post. My inner thigh got a bit swollen and I had a massive graze... not too much of a problem I thought, I'll cover it up with makeup

But nooooo.. I now have the biggest bruise known to man which is so big it needs a name - it's now called Borris.

I shall be wearing tights or leggings with my dress and hope it's calmed down a bit by NYE

08-12-2008, 22:02	#1
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Say Hi to Borris... .... the bruise !! So I wasn't going to go to Muay Thai this week, I always end up with a few bruises on my legs and seeing as we're going to the Chrimbo do this weekend I didn't want to look like a skank ho with bruised legs showing. Friday night however, whilst perfectly sober, I decided to walk straight into a fence post. My inner thigh got a bit swollen and I had a massive graze... not too much of a problem I thought, I'll cover it up with makeup But nooooo.. I now have the biggest bruise known to man which is so big it needs a name - it's now called Borris. I shall be wearing tights or leggings with my dress and hope it's calmed down a bit by NYE __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%