Perverts break teenage online code

[petemc]

Breaking news kids. Watch out because pervets have now broken the complex code used by kids worldwide. Soon they'll know exactly what they're talking about.

Experts say children are bypassing parents and teachers by using the code, with some playing into the hands of sex offenders going online to target victims.

Common examples of KIT include PITH, meaning parent in the house; BRB (be right back); NOOB (new to the language); BEG (big evil grin); and AFK (away from the keyboard).

But youngsters are also using a more complex code, known as Learning Educational Establishment Talk (LEET).

Oh noes!