Rib-tickling goodness

Pebs · 08-03-2009, 00:07

Been a while huh? You'll be thrilled to know, standards have been considerable raised!

My boyfriend came round unexpectedly the other day.
That's the last time I buy Tesco Value chloroform.

Silence is golden.
Failing that, duct tape is silver

I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side."
It made me cross.

The Chelsea board.
The Metropolitan Police.
A lady with an itchy crotch.

They all regret going for that Brazilian.

I'm here all night ladies and gents

08-03-2009, 00:07	#1
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	Rib-tickling goodness Been a while huh? You'll be thrilled to know, standards have been considerable raised! My boyfriend came round unexpectedly the other day. That's the last time I buy Tesco Value chloroform. Silence is golden. Failing that, duct tape is silver I was walking along the pavement and there was this sign that said, "Pavement ahead closed. Please use other side." It made me cross. The Chelsea board. The Metropolitan Police. A lady with an itchy crotch. They all regret going for that Brazilian. I'm here all night ladies and gents __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!