If you could have...

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Originally Posted by Briggykins

If I could have had it since birth, then proper football skills. If I were to acquire it now, I'd probably go with some sort of Derren Brown style skill, just because it'd be fun.

surely it would be to burp?
I'd like to have greater gift of the gab, more precisely the 'gab' pertaining to blagging skills. Why? so I could barter down prices, teach better lessons and save time and effort when reporting on kids. This would give me more free time to relax, and hone my other l33t skillz0rs.