Monday Joke

[NokkonWud]

A man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde
at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said,
"No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The man seeing this, said "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
"By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write
it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds
and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.

On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the man and said "Sir, there's no
money in that account."
"I know," said the man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"