A blokes worst nightmare

Zirax · 20-07-2009, 12:52

Every now and again I'll have some nutter ring me on my work mobile or randomly add me on msn. This morning pre my morning cuppa I had a call on my work mobile....

Me:- Matt X Speaking
Caller:- Hi I'm Claire from Social Services, is that Matt?
Me:-

yes.....
SS:- I'm calling about your child
Me:- Erm, I think you have the wrong number, I don't have kids
SS:- Yes you do! You have a lovely daughter called Shelly, she's 4.
Me:-

...... (I'm frantically thinking dates, uni time yep, broke up 4 years ago with a girl..... uh oh)
SS:- Hello, Hello?!
Me:- erm, yep. You sure you want me?
SS:- You are Matt X on <blah>88
Me:- No I'm Matt Y on <blah>66
*She then starts giggling*
SS:- Sorry I have the wrong number
Me:- You damn nearly gave me a heart attack!

She then starts laughing a lot apologising for scaring me. She then goes off to the poor Matt with the phone number ending 66. Christ that was a close call, I had a coffee rather than a tea after that one. She sounded fairly pissed off as well which made it a hell of a lot more shocking!

How has your Monday morning been?

20-07-2009, 12:52	#1
Zirax Goes up to 11! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,577	A blokes worst nightmare Every now and again I'll have some nutter ring me on my work mobile or randomly add me on msn. This morning pre my morning cuppa I had a call on my work mobile.... Me:- Matt X Speaking Caller:- Hi I'm Claire from Social Services, is that Matt? Me:- yes..... SS:- I'm calling about your child Me:- Erm, I think you have the wrong number, I don't have kids SS:- Yes you do! You have a lovely daughter called Shelly, she's 4. Me:- ...... (I'm frantically thinking dates, uni time yep, broke up 4 years ago with a girl..... uh oh) SS:- Hello, Hello?! Me:- erm, yep. You sure you want me? SS:- You are Matt X on <blah>88 Me:- No I'm Matt Y on <blah>66 She then starts giggling SS:- Sorry I have the wrong number Me:- You damn nearly gave me a heart attack! She then starts laughing a lot apologising for scaring me. She then goes off to the poor Matt with the phone number ending 66. Christ that was a close call, I had a coffee rather than a tea after that one. She sounded fairly pissed off as well which made it a hell of a lot more shocking! How has your Monday morning been?