06-08-2009, 22:24 | #34 |
Absinthe
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In the middle
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When your hot Irish lady neighbour is standing in her dressing gown having a smoke outside in the morning, try to keep eye contact while chatting to her. This is a lot harder than it sounds.
After hearing your other neighbours argue for 2 night in a row (after 11.30 at night) about how he thinks she might be cheating on him, don't, when you pop round to collect a parcel she signed for you, offer to give her a good seeing to. I did think about saying this, then realised that her husband is not exactly a small bloke. I love my new area |