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Old 21-12-2009, 15:09   #1
Von Smallhausen
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Default Member Of Public In Witness Police Corruption Shock.

In a nutshell my notebook went bang and my mam said she would put some money towards a new one which I am on now .... Dell Inspiron Mini ... Lollipop lollipop .... lollilollilollipop .... ba dum dum dum etc.

Anyway, I am in a coffee shop when I get the wedge of me mam and she pushes cash over the table. I didn't have a wallet on me so I got out the warrant card holder and tucked it in there ..... then looked right to see a lady looking at me in disgust. I can only assume she thought I was taking a backhander. Instead of an innocent look I gave my best Roger Moore eyebrow raise and a straight face.

I wonder if she will make a complaint as the coffee shop has CCTV.

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