Legion

Matblack · 24-02-2010, 09:38

Oh man this is rubbish! The whole film is constructed of plotholes, so much so that at times I found myself wondering if I had fallen asleep and missed something. Paul Bettany is OK in it but the guy who plays Gabriel, in fact the whole Gabriel character is flawed to breaking point. There is a character called Jeep, a main character dies in a car crash and the rest of the cast shrug despite the fact that they had risked their own lives to help her earlier. God is a bit fickle about the whole destruction of man kind thing and despite being omnipotent sends useless zombie angels to repeatedly attack a shack in the middle of nowhere whilst getting moan down with machine gunfire rather than lightning bolting the place...................... ,apparently rare steak is the same as raw steak ........................guns never need reloading......................you can break an angels neck with a frying pan......................... Gabriel is Batfink.

Actually I've changed my mind, this film is hillarious

MB

24-02-2010, 09:38	#1
Matblack Baby Bore Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Svalbard Posts: 9,770	Legion Oh man this is rubbish! The whole film is constructed of plotholes, so much so that at times I found myself wondering if I had fallen asleep and missed something. Paul Bettany is OK in it but the guy who plays Gabriel, in fact the whole Gabriel character is flawed to breaking point. There is a character called Jeep, a main character dies in a car crash and the rest of the cast shrug despite the fact that they had risked their own lives to help her earlier. God is a bit fickle about the whole destruction of man kind thing and despite being omnipotent sends useless zombie angels to repeatedly attack a shack in the middle of nowhere whilst getting moan down with machine gunfire rather than lightning bolting the place...................... ,apparently rare steak is the same as raw steak ........................guns never need reloading......................you can break an angels neck with a frying pan......................... Gabriel is Batfink. Actually I've changed my mind, this film is hillarious MB __________________ "we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two"