Tuesday joke

Stan_Lite · 11-05-2010, 08:08

just got this by e-mail. Not the funniest and pretty obvious but still made me smile.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers & their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mum:
"Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mum:
"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand & whispers:

"Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"

11-05-2010, 08:08	#1
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Tuesday joke just got this by e-mail. Not the funniest and pretty obvious but still made me smile. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers & their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mum: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mum: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand & whispers: "Come on, Dick, we're leaving!" __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...