04-10-2010, 07:16 | #1 |
Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
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The most absorbent substance in the known world...
......is Oatibix.
I just put 4 Oatibix biscuits in a bowl and, knowing they soaked up a fair bit of milk, added about 3/4 of a pint of skimmed milk - more than enough, one would think. By the time I got halfway through, I had a foodstuff with the same consisency as mortar. Honestly, you could build houses with the stuff I would recommend a minumum of 1/4 of a pint of milk per biscuit when eating this stuff (lucky I only buy skimmed milk).
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