Irrational things that annoy you (and non irrational things too come to think of it)

volospian · 17-02-2012, 09:52

Traffic Announcements made by "regional" radio stations. FFS. Do you deliberately time it wrong, or are you trying to use TA as some kind of advertising strategy to entice listeners to tune into your brain dead broadcasts.

You're just about to hit your highest score ever in PopMaster when suddenly you get...

"... and that's blocked the entire road system up for miles around, causing delays of several hours, so if you are heading in that direction, I'd suggest you find another route!

Thank you Alice, and now, have you ever woken up in the night and wondered what weight the cotton is in your work shirt? I know I have, and our next guest is cotton expert Professor Boring McAdenoid from the University of Blenkinsop who will explain to us in dreary detail about exactly how cotton thread is made and turned into a shirt, but before that, we have a caller on the line... hello Mary? Hi John. So, Mary, you have a question for the professor about cotton? Well john, it's not about cotton exactly. I used to have a small dog, it was a poodle and it used to have a bed in the corner of the kitchen and one christmas, my husband and I, who has sadly passed away now, looked at little Benjy and we thought..."

FFS. SHUT UP. You f***ed up the actual travel report, so now I know there is a major problem somewhere in your coverage area, but I have no idea where, and you are now punishing my ears with your dismal interpretation of talk radio. Please just end your TA and let me get back to Mr Bruce and his poptastic questions, you B******S!!!!

17-02-2012, 09:52	#11
volospian Vodka Martini Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 786	Traffic Announcements made by "regional" radio stations. FFS. Do you deliberately time it wrong, or are you trying to use TA as some kind of advertising strategy to entice listeners to tune into your brain dead broadcasts. You're just about to hit your highest score ever in PopMaster when suddenly you get... "... and that's blocked the entire road system up for miles around, causing delays of several hours, so if you are heading in that direction, I'd suggest you find another route! Thank you Alice, and now, have you ever woken up in the night and wondered what weight the cotton is in your work shirt? I know I have, and our next guest is cotton expert Professor Boring McAdenoid from the University of Blenkinsop who will explain to us in dreary detail about exactly how cotton thread is made and turned into a shirt, but before that, we have a caller on the line... hello Mary? Hi John. So, Mary, you have a question for the professor about cotton? Well john, it's not about cotton exactly. I used to have a small dog, it was a poodle and it used to have a bed in the corner of the kitchen and one christmas, my husband and I, who has sadly passed away now, looked at little Benjy and we thought..." FFS. SHUT UP. You f*ed up the actual travel report, so now I know there is a major problem somewhere in your coverage area, but I have no idea where, and you are now punishing my ears with your dismal interpretation of talk radio. Please just end your TA and let me get back to Mr Bruce and his poptastic questions, you B****S!!!!