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07-07-2007, 10:00
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Rocket Fuel
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Poetry Corner
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.
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07-07-2007, 12:19
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Rocket Fuel
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Lom here
Well we can all wish can't we? 
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07-07-2007, 12:23
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Chef extraordinaire
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08-07-2007, 14:04
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I iz speshul
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Hahahahahahah, quality
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09-07-2007, 08:48
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ex SAS
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I chuckled
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