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23-07-2007, 13:01
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My sandwich attacked me
The condiments in my sandwich decided to jetison and attack me this lunchtime. I got English mustard on my eyelid, despite wearing my safety specs, I think my sandwich was trying to blind me. In revenge I mangled it up into a mushy pulp with my bare teeth but it fought back burning the back of my nose with hot mustard fumes. Damn food.
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23-07-2007, 13:04
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The Night Worker
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Turning it into Crap is a fair Revenge don't you think
 Just shout at it as you squeeze it out later.I was attacked by a cheeseburger at work last week. Resulted in me having a Big blob of Tommy sauce on my T shirt for all the customers to stare at whilst i served them 
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23-07-2007, 13:04
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The Last Airbender
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You sure it wasn't French mustard?
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23-07-2007, 13:09
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Lara Croft
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OMG !! You're gonna have hairy eyelids !!1111
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23-07-2007, 13:24
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Nah it was definitely English mustard. And Colemans, none of this ripped off supermarket malarky. And Piggy I MEAN ZOMG!!! I might have to shave my eyelids. Crisis at Jonny69 Towers.
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23-07-2007, 13:49
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The Stig
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It food starts fighting back then I'm ****ed :|
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23-07-2007, 15:48
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 Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. |
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23-07-2007, 16:14
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I swear that last pringle in the tube threatened me.
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23-07-2007, 16:36
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The Stig
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Christ, I got all scared then! I thought you said 'pringle tube' rather than 'pringel in the tube'. Food attacking is one thing, but food packaging/containers? A whole other ball game my friend.
That'd be a good photoshop thread - When food products attack
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23-07-2007, 16:53
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It shall be so.
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