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[Matblack]

Jordan decides on daughter's name


Jordan and Peter Andre's first daughter is almost a month old

Glamour model Jordan and pop star Peter Andre have named their baby daughter Princess Tiaamii.

Jordan, who was born Katie Price, said the first name was chosen was because the girl was "our princess".
And Andre came up with the middle name by combining his mother's name, Thea, with that of Jordan's mother, Amy.

"We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different," Jordan told OK! magazine.

Andre added that they were "happy and proud" of their daughter, who was born on 29 June.
"Katie always loved the name Princess, but everyone thought it was a bit over the top.


I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath
Jordan


"I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums.
"Then I just woke up one morning and thought, I know! We'll just put them together!. If people don't like it, that's up to them."
Jordan also revealed that she had considered calling the girl Tinkerbell, but rejected the idea because too many celebrities had chosen it for their dogs.
She said she loved the name they had chosen "because it's unique, plus it means something special to us". "I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath." The couple also have a boy, Junior, while Jordan has another son, Harvey, from a previous relationship with footballer Dwight Yorke.

What a pair of prize ****ing *****!

MB

[Feek]

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[Admiral Huddy]

You spent the time to post about these two idiots

These pair of MUPPETS haha really do live on a different planet then the rest of society. It's like they really do believe that they are the first ones to have a baby haha. They make my teeth grind..

edit - changed to muppets because that really describes them well haha - well done Feek!

[Matblack]

It was on the bloody BBC website, I laughed so much I just had to post it here. They are truely the biggest idiots in the media spotlight.

Just up the road theres an advert for 'Katie Price's Precious Ponies' series of books with a picture if slaggy wearing the biggest fleece top known to man and bunches in a vein attempt to make look less like a slut and more like a decent role model of little girls.

Can you imagine a book written by her?

Slaggy the Precious Pony was worried about her looks, so she went to see Mr Happy the Plastic Surgeon who offered to insert massive fake boobies into her. Slaggy was happy because all the boys would love her and want to have a relationship with her. And hell if that didn't work she could always do horse porn.

MB

[Admiral Huddy]

I don't know whether to laugh at them or just cringe with anger...

If this is what having plenty of money and time does to you, then I'm quite happy here. I remember Brian Sewel saying "You can be a rich as catflap but you can never buy class. Class is heriditary".

I've seen bits of the program as my wife watches it.. It does my head in. She actually believes that her success has nothing to do with getting her tits out.. Ehh sorry luv - it is.

[Feek]

I like Brian Sewell and that's so accurate.

[Dymetrie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

twonks

[Desmo]

I'll just laugh

[Admiral Huddy]

Damn you MB.. I've started humming "Mysterious Girl"!

Woohh o a whooooo ...

[Von Smallhausen]

Is it wrong to think that their ability to reproduce is a crime ? They have as much collective usefullness as the Pope's nuts.

The kid down the road to me is a little tw@ but his mother didn't opt to call him that.

It has made think though that if I ever have kids I could use meaningful names such as Kebab Beermat or Plenty Onions Please Mate.