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Old 30-08-2007, 20:54   #1
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Is it just me or are there a lot of products being advertised for constipation relief?

Oooh this advert looks nice and friendly I'm thinking right in the middle of my dinner... girl jumping around, happy music, doesn't look like a tampon advert...

"I don't want to worry about CONSTIPATION at my job interview, I don't have to because I use FIBOGEL!!!"

Aaaaaghhh!!!!!!

Senokot, Laxocrystal drink etc...

I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT!!! Can't these people eat fruit or something so I don't have to be bothered by their bowel gripe?
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Old 30-08-2007, 22:11   #2
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"I don't want to worry about CONSTIPATION at my job interview, I don't have to because I use FIBOGEL!!!"
Out of interest, how can constipation EVER be something to worry about when you're actually at the interview?
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Old 30-08-2007, 22:13   #3
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Hmm, I'd've thought that crapping yourself at a job interview was more to be guarded against tbh.

But then again, maybe all these constipation cures are for the TV itself???
With all the crap that's on there these days ....

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Old 30-08-2007, 22:27   #4
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Its the DULCOease one i hate, "when i went to the toilet....bowel stuff....it was hard" FFS! I don't want a description of your poop, also just say poop. Stupid woman.
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Old 30-08-2007, 22:58   #5
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Whats the advert with Vagi something? Vagisil? Whenever the advert is on you hear murmer murmer VAGI... murmer murmer.

Always reminds me of something else
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Old 30-08-2007, 23:16   #6
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Reminds me of the 'If adverts told the truth' competition on b3ta.com.

"Vagisil. Because your vag is ill."
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Old 31-08-2007, 06:17   #7
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Reminds me of the 'If adverts told the truth' competition on b3ta.com.

"Vagisil. Because your vag is ill."
lol

I've pointed out the number of "Stool Softener" adverts there are at the moment to Leon. Why are they all done by women??? :undecided: And WHY are they so coy about it. It would be better if they just said "Dulcocalm, makes you sh1t", rather than banging on about soft stools. I think the best one is where she goes "Senokot (or whatever it is). Pass it on ". Makes me LOL
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Old 31-08-2007, 08:14   #8
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Whats the advert with Vagi something? Vagisil? Whenever the advert is on you hear murmer murmer VAGI... murmer murmer.

Always reminds me of something else
Vagisil?

Sounds like a cream to seal flanges
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Old 31-08-2007, 08:35   #9
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I hate the pregnancy test adverts - they always have a part in it with stream line water gushing in from the side and sploshing against that little stick.

Makes me go "ewwwwww" and screw up my nose!
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Old 31-08-2007, 08:41   #10
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I think adverts are very realistic myself. I was just talking about this to a friend the other day as I rollerskated along in my tight white trousers while on a right gusher.
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