Fecking scooters

Del Lardo · 21-09-2007, 23:54

My house is on the main road through the village so I have to put up with 40 ton lorries at 4am, cars with load exhausts at 7am and the occasional car horns 20 meters down the road. None of this really bothers me but recently a few kids in the village have got scooters. My God!!! The little buzzy annoying POS. I want to crush them all

How can something so small make so much noise [Granddad mode] why the hell aren't they forced to fit proper exhausts that actually silence the engine [/Granddad mode]

I'm actually sorely tempted to find out where they live and sit outside their house at 7am in the Elise having "modified" the exhaust so that it doesn't have one

Darrin · 22-09-2007, 02:02

Wanna borrow my truck???

Trust me when I say that no matter WHAT you did to the Elise, I could completely drown you out if I spent 5 minutes under that rusted beastie of mine.

Fayshun · 22-09-2007, 08:06

Jonny69 · 22-09-2007, 19:54

Like le big man said, machine gun tbh.

Oil on the road will kill them as well.

Tak · 22-09-2007, 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Del Lardo

My God!!! The little buzzy annoying POS. I want to crush them all

How can something so small make so much noise

Feel free to come and destroy the ones around here once you're done there

Dymetrie · 23-09-2007, 03:23

I was somewhat bemused when my brother got a scooter for getting to wotk...

Luckily it was a 125 so didn't sound like a hairdryer, although I still have a quick look around when he pulls up outside my house...

21-09-2007, 23:54	#1
Del Lardo Absinthe Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cambridge Posts: 2,539	Fecking scooters My house is on the main road through the village so I have to put up with 40 ton lorries at 4am, cars with load exhausts at 7am and the occasional car horns 20 meters down the road. None of this really bothers me but recently a few kids in the village have got scooters. My God!!! The little buzzy annoying POS. I want to crush them all How can something so small make so much noise [Granddad mode] why the hell aren't they forced to fit proper exhausts that actually silence the engine [/Granddad mode] I'm actually sorely tempted to find out where they live and sit outside their house at 7am in the Elise having "modified" the exhaust so that it doesn't have one

22-09-2007, 02:02	#2
Darrin Dirteh Kitteh Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country Posts: 1,629	Wanna borrow my truck??? Trust me when I say that no matter WHAT you did to the Elise, I could completely drown you out if I spent 5 minutes under that rusted beastie of mine. __________________ A bullet may have your name on it, but shrapnel is addressed "to whom it may concern".

22-09-2007, 08:06	#3
Fayshun Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Adrift in the Orca Posts: 6,845	__________________ We must move forward not backward, upwards not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling...

22-09-2007, 19:54	#4
Jonny69 Noob Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Socialist Republik of Kent Posts: 5,032	Like le big man said, machine gun tbh. Oil on the road will kill them as well. __________________

23-09-2007, 03:23	#6
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	I was somewhat bemused when my brother got a scooter for getting to wotk... Luckily it was a 125 so didn't sound like a hairdryer, although I still have a quick look around when he pulls up outside my house... __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

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