Random

Dymetrie · 05-10-2007, 14:57

So there I was stood on the corner of Argyle Square happily having a smoke (not allowed to smoke on the estate any more but the residents are, go figure...) when some random guy with a wierd accent came up to me and offered to sell me some Marlborough Lights.

Now I'm not one to pass up reasonably priced smokes (they certainly aren't reasonably priced in the shops any more), but this guy was far too random and had too wierd an accent for me to even contemplate purchasing his wares. He then continued to wander around the square and didn't approach anyone else, even though other people were smoking.

How random.

Tak · 05-10-2007, 15:00

You'd pulled

Will · 05-10-2007, 17:06

You got to be careful - some of these guys have guns!

Dymetrie · 05-10-2007, 23:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Will

You got to be careful - some of these guys have guns!

Yeah.

Me

Dymetrie · 10-10-2007, 17:01

So this afternoon, whilst stood in the same place smoking my final cigarette of the day I was approached by another random person.

This one would've contested Piggy in a "Who's shortest" competition and was wearing a scruffy old Liverpool football shirt (although from his odd accent I'd say he wasn't from Liverpool).

"Got a spare smoke?" says he.

**STOP**

Now, I'm not a miserely git, but I refuse to hand out cigarettes to all and sundry. Because, firstly, working where I do then you give one tramp a smoke and the rest want one. Secondly, I'm a miserely git

Besides, I tend to leave my cigarette pack in the office...

**CARRYON**

"'Fraid not." reply I politely.

"I'll give you this for a smoke." retorts the street urchin pulling a cash card out of his pocket and proffering it in my direction.

"I'm afraid I really don't have any." I counter.

"Have it anyway." He growls before hurling the card at me viciously (incidentally the card merely ricocheted off my jumper causing me no harm whatsoever... I know you were concerned

) before walking off.

How Random was that!!??

I believe that I should start smoking on the estate again, using the argument that it is hazzardous to my health to be on the street with all the damn weirdos there are in Kings Cross.... Reckon that'll work?

Goose · 10-10-2007, 17:07

Did you pick the card up? Can I have it back please?

(Nice Mark'n'Lard usage, I miss their show)

Dymetrie · 10-10-2007, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goose

Did you pick the card up? Can I have it back please?

(Nice Mark'n'Lard usage, I miss their show)

No I wandered away for it and the angry Liverpool supporter returned and retreived it...

(thankee sai, I miss their show also)

Feek · 10-10-2007, 19:16

You were wearing a jumper outside? It's barely Autumn

Dymetrie · 10-10-2007, 19:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

You were wearing a jumper outside? It's barely Autumn

Too much AC in my office to keep the monitors cool = bloody freezing office :/

It's warmer outside (apart from when it's raining)

Tak · 10-10-2007, 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feek

You were wearing a jumper outside? It's barely Autumn

I'm bloody freezing

05-10-2007, 14:57	#1
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	Random So there I was stood on the corner of Argyle Square happily having a smoke (not allowed to smoke on the estate any more but the residents are, go figure...) when some random guy with a wierd accent came up to me and offered to sell me some Marlborough Lights. Now I'm not one to pass up reasonably priced smokes (they certainly aren't reasonably priced in the shops any more), but this guy was far too random and had too wierd an accent for me to even contemplate purchasing his wares. He then continued to wander around the square and didn't approach anyone else, even though other people were smoking. How random. __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

05-10-2007, 15:00	#2
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	You'd pulled __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

05-10-2007, 17:06	#3
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	You got to be careful - some of these guys have guns! __________________ *No No!*

10-10-2007, 17:01	#5
Dymetrie A large glass of Merlot Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Letchworth with a Lightsaber Posts: 5,819	Random - Episode Two : Attack of the Clones So this afternoon, whilst stood in the same place smoking my final cigarette of the day I was approached by another random person. This one would've contested Piggy in a "Who's shortest" competition and was wearing a scruffy old Liverpool football shirt (although from his odd accent I'd say he wasn't from Liverpool). "Got a spare smoke?" says he. STOP Now, I'm not a miserely git, but I refuse to hand out cigarettes to all and sundry. Because, firstly, working where I do then you give one tramp a smoke and the rest want one. Secondly, I'm a miserely git Besides, I tend to leave my cigarette pack in the office... CARRYON "'Fraid not." reply I politely. "I'll give you this for a smoke." retorts the street urchin pulling a cash card out of his pocket and proffering it in my direction. "I'm afraid I really don't have any." I counter. "Have it anyway." He growls before hurling the card at me viciously (incidentally the card merely ricocheted off my jumper causing me no harm whatsoever... I know you were concerned ) before walking off. How Random was that!!?? I believe that I should start smoking on the estate again, using the argument that it is hazzardous to my health to be on the street with all the damn weirdos there are in Kings Cross.... Reckon that'll work? __________________ Khef, Ka and Ka-Tet....

10-10-2007, 17:07	#6
Goose The list is long, but distinguished Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Århus, Denmark Posts: 1,643	Did you pick the card up? Can I have it back please? (Nice Mark'n'Lard usage, I miss their show) __________________

10-10-2007, 19:16	#8
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	You were wearing a jumper outside? It's barely Autumn __________________

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