Butt Munchies. Or Face Munchies.

Pheebs · 29-10-2007, 18:27

Desmo and I were discussing Piggys butt when we got on to the topic of butt munchies.

Butt munchies happen to us all... you know, when you bend over and stand back up only to realise your butt has consumed the vast majority of your underwear... or perhaps even outer garments. In huddys case possibly mens ding-a-lings in the shower.

When this happens, this means your butt is hungry. Therefore you have to feed it.

WITH SAUSAGES!

This is where me and Desmo had the bestest idea in the whole entire universe. In a matter of minutes and consumption of vast amounts of brain power we invented..

THE SAUSO SKIRT.

Not only will this skirt satisfy you butt munching needs, but provide you with a delightful meal in those times of hunger. Just yank off a sausage, give it a dip and NOM NOM NOM NOM!

This invention is GENIUS because:

a) it feeds you
b) it clothes you (for a while) and will never need washing as you eat it
c) for us - the inventors - we'll be minted as people need to continue purchasing replacement sausages *CHA CHING* to prevent any embarrassing situations arising (i.e. your foof being exposed).

(Oh yes, the yellow things are baps but Desmo thinks they should be removed. My reasoning of keeping them in was so when you sat down you didn't by accident (or purpose) lose a sausage where the sun don't shine.)

/me feels proud.

/me thinks she needs to stop avoiding the washing up.

Stan_Lite · 29-10-2007, 18:37

Weirdos tbh

Pheebs · 29-10-2007, 18:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigstan

Weirdos tbh

MINTED Weirdos don't you mean!

Mark · 29-10-2007, 18:42

I thought about asking whether the BBQ should be positioned front or back, but then realised that for men either would be very bad indeed.

Piggymon · 29-10-2007, 19:17

Why on earth were you discussing my butt ! And more to the point what were you discussing ??

I think the skirt is a good idea though, I'm hungry right now and a sausage would be yumoooor !

Feek · 29-10-2007, 19:41

Ahhhh, gusset rustle.

Pebs · 29-10-2007, 20:15

I think this is a most excellent idea. My butt is always trying to eat my underwear, and mostly succeeding.

lostkat · 29-10-2007, 20:39

I are haz teh lol

Belmit · 29-10-2007, 20:56

"These underpants cost me a quid, and I've got about fifty pence worth stuck up me arse."

Jim Royle needs Sauso Skirt.

SidewinderINC · 29-10-2007, 21:03

I don't think the Sauso Skirt would work on bike rides

Boxer shorts should never turn into G-Strings

29-10-2007, 18:27	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Butt Munchies. Or Face Munchies. Desmo and I were discussing Piggys butt when we got on to the topic of butt munchies. Butt munchies happen to us all... you know, when you bend over and stand back up only to realise your butt has consumed the vast majority of your underwear... or perhaps even outer garments. In huddys case possibly mens ding-a-lings in the shower. When this happens, this means your butt is hungry. Therefore you have to feed it. WITH SAUSAGES! This is where me and Desmo had the bestest idea in the whole entire universe. In a matter of minutes and consumption of vast amounts of brain power we invented.. THE SAUSO SKIRT. Not only will this skirt satisfy you butt munching needs, but provide you with a delightful meal in those times of hunger. Just yank off a sausage, give it a dip and NOM NOM NOM NOM! This invention is GENIUS because: a) it feeds you b) it clothes you (for a while) and will never need washing as you eat it c) for us - the inventors - we'll be minted as people need to continue purchasing replacement sausages CHA CHING to prevent any embarrassing situations arising (i.e. your foof being exposed). (Oh yes, the yellow things are baps but Desmo thinks they should be removed. My reasoning of keeping them in was so when you sat down you didn't by accident (or purpose) lose a sausage where the sun don't shine.) /me feels proud. /me thinks she needs to stop avoiding the washing up. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

29-10-2007, 18:37	#2
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Weirdos tbh __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

29-10-2007, 19:17	#5
Piggymon Lara Croft Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: PigmoPad - Braintree Essex Posts: 8,604	Why on earth were you discussing my butt ! And more to the point what were you discussing ?? I think the skirt is a good idea though, I'm hungry right now and a sausage would be yumoooor ! __________________ BF% 28/08/08 - 21%

29-10-2007, 19:41	#6
Feek ex SAS Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: JO01ou Posts: 10,062	Ahhhh, gusset rustle. __________________

29-10-2007, 20:15	#7
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I think this is a most excellent idea. My butt is always trying to eat my underwear, and mostly succeeding. __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

29-10-2007, 18:42	#4
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	I thought about asking whether the BBQ should be positioned front or back, but then realised that for men either would be very bad indeed.

29-10-2007, 20:39	#8
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	I are haz teh lol __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

29-10-2007, 20:56	#9
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	"These underpants cost me a quid, and I've got about fifty pence worth stuck up me arse." Jim Royle needs Sauso Skirt. __________________

29-10-2007, 21:03	#10
SidewinderINC Joey Tempest Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gravesend. Posts: 2,751	I don't think the Sauso Skirt would work on bike rides Boxer shorts should never turn into G-Strings __________________ No Sig.

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