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Old 19-11-2007, 18:02   #1
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Well today I've managed to wear a pair of trousers all day and it was only upon getting home that I found there was a crisp £5 and a crisp £10 note in one of the pockets.

I have not worn these trousers since they were last washed and the notes do have a certain fragrant 'washing machine fresh' odour about them.

Due to this I can surmise that they were left in the pocket and washed after the deluge of the 8th November (when I arrived home somewhat sodden and hurled my trousers into the laundry basket where they festered for an hour before I did washing).

What is more worrying is that I didn't notice £15 being missing on the last weekend of payday.

Anyway.

As I now have this free money, what shall I spend it on?
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Old 19-11-2007, 18:06   #2
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Well done on managing to wear a pair of trousers all day.
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Old 19-11-2007, 18:10   #3
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I have a cub scout badge for that.
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Old 19-11-2007, 18:12   #4
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Well done on managing to wear a pair of trousers all day.
I've taken them off now

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Old 19-11-2007, 18:23   #5
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Keep it for the next time you say you can't do something because you are skint so that you can do that something

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Old 19-11-2007, 18:46   #6
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Old 19-11-2007, 19:34   #7
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Spend it on beer and smokes.

Alternatively just waste it.
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Old 19-11-2007, 20:18   #8
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Spend it on beer and smokes.
Gets my vote.
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Old 19-11-2007, 20:37   #9
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Buy some paraffin and some milk then put on a fire breathing show and raise more monies for bigger and better things.

Like the biggest bar of chocolate ever. And then some more.

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Old 19-11-2007, 20:40   #10
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Gets my vote.
Beer and smokes fundage have already been aportioned out of my monthly salary. This £15 is extra on top of that which could lead to blindness.

Doesn't sound so sensible now does it? eh? eh? EH?



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Buy some paraffin and some milk then put on a fire breathing show and raise more monies for bigger and better things.

Like the biggest bar of chocolate ever. And then some more.

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You'd trust me with paraffin and milk in the same room?
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