Amusing spam names and titles

[Roberta]

I remember the old days when spam was pretty boring. Most mornings these days I'm given a good giggle by the inventive names and titles given.

This morning offered:

BillieWhoppingf*ckstick
and
JessiePhallusCosmic

Brightens up my morning!

[Belmit]

My favourite was one I got that just had the subject line of 'Buy Viagra or die!'

No message body.

[Roberta]

Hahaha!

[Stan_Lite]

Originally Posted by Roberta

BillieWhoppingf*ckstick

I've been getting quite a few similar to this one, always makes me smile

[Jasper]

I love spam like this! Some of the subjects are great

MonumentalF*ckstickKurt
PercyF*ckstickSignificant
it's normal to be ashamed if you have a small sch1ong, but CHANGE THAT around today

what a relief!

[Roberta]

I have just learned that Pierre Eastman says 'Oh man. He's ridiculously huge.'

If you too would like to be ridiculously huge I suggest you contact Pierre immediately.

[Fayshun]

Originally Posted by Roberta

I have just learned that Pierre Eastman says 'Oh man. He's ridiculously huge.'

If you too would like to be ridiculously huge I suggest you contact Pierre immediately.

Do you have his number?

[Roberta]

Yes. It's oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Tak]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Yes. It's oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I love you

[petemc]

Oh I love spam. I got this classic the other month and nearly died laughing.

Virgins always hee-hawed at me and even gentlemans did in the federal water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 5 months and now my penis is excessively longer than civil.

Just whizgiggle at people with your excesively longer than civil penis...