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Old 07-04-2008, 17:49   #1
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Talking Battenberg

2 4 1 @ Tescos

I've stocked up
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Old 07-04-2008, 18:21   #2
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I'll carry it on by saying
Ragu 2 4 1 @ Co Op
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Old 07-04-2008, 18:22   #3
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Dang, was trying to find a picture of Trev from Soccer Am dressed as Mark Battenburg, damn you google
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Old 07-04-2008, 20:58   #4
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Bah, I used to love the stuff as a child but it gives me a kicking headache nowadays
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:27   #5
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My dad loves it, I prefer angel cake, I really fancy some now.
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Old 08-04-2008, 19:50   #6
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I thought this was going to be a "my own personal battenberg recipe" thread

however, still happy
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Old 08-04-2008, 22:06   #7
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Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Start Engine
Drive home
Park
Stop engine
Get out of car
Walk into house
Put the kettle on and put tea bag in mug
Open Battenburg and cut a huge slice
Make tea (milk optional)
Sit down, eat Battenburg and drink tea.
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Old 08-04-2008, 22:14   #8
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Quote:
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Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
[Dymetrie ninja steals Del's unlocked car]
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Realise car has been stolen
Cry
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Old 08-04-2008, 22:30   #9
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Would still posess the battenberg though so all is clearly not lost.

As for me, I'd either walk or get on any passing bus, grin knowingly at the driver and leave the wallet and loose change where they belong - in my pocket.
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Old 08-04-2008, 22:43   #10
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Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Del Lardo's Battenberg Recipe

Leave house remembering to lock front door
Walk to car
Unlock car
Get into car
Start Engine
Drive to Tescos
Park
Stop Engine
Get out of car
[Dymetrie ninja steals Del's unlocked car]
[Dymetrie looks in mirror and sees Del's pet Velociraptor looking back at her Jurassic Park styleee]
Walk to store
Find Battenberg on 2 4 1
Buy tea bags and milk if you don't have any at home
Pay for shopping
Walk to car
Find Dymetries decapitated head on front seat
Pat Borris
Drive home
Park
Stop engine
Get out of car
Walk into house
Put the kettle on and put tea bag in Dymetries skull
Open Battenburg and cut a huge slice
Make tea (milk optional)
Sit down, eat Battenburg and drink tea.



Yes I do have a Velociraptor called Borris that I keep in my car. Be warned
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