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22-05-2008, 22:45
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Southampton
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german dude lived round the corner from me when I was like 5, Gerrard Helmut. I only appreciated the humour about 10yrs too late tho!
my bank advisor is called J. Bede Pratt, always a laugh. Met a guy at a runnin comp down south a few years ago called Johnny Maxwell, jus think this sounds a bit too human like & should only be on Smallville or sumthin. Also, theres a guy high up in B & Q called Johnny Rocket!
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23-05-2008, 08:21
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Absinthe
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I just remembered, the estate agents that own our flat are proper stereotypical scum, charging £60 to renew you contract and stuff. Anyway, they do a quarterly inspection and the guy that usually does it is called Richard Pratt! He really is scum.
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23-05-2008, 14:02
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Dirteh Kitteh
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Hiding out in Mormon Country
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The optometrist where I work is Dr. Picard...
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23-05-2008, 18:02
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Absinthe
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Mostly Oxford, Sometimes Bristol
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I once flew into Heathrow with Captain Hawker and First Officer Strike.
I have phoned up a company listed as John Thomas Welsh Meats. I used to deal with opticians called Anita Beaver and Tudball's.
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23-05-2008, 18:57
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
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In the CO-OP when I worked on the cigarette counter many years ago I served a woman called Mary Christmas.
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24-05-2008, 16:22
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Joey Tempest
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Gravesend.
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 What's his birth name, do you know? And do you know the reasons for changing his name?
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27-05-2008, 13:27
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Gosport
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27-05-2008, 15:28
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Socialist Republik of Kent
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There's a Turd Ferguson in the email address book. I still can't believe nobody said anything when they announced they were calling their child Turd.
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