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Old 09-09-2008, 15:27   #1
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Default Sometimes you need to make threats!

.. and carry them out:

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My daughter told me she is buying a famous brand of mens hair dye to combat my distinquished greyness..

Do I ?

1... Stop her pocket money
2... Burst her spot right between the eyes.
3... Embarrass her by asking her next time she brings her boyfriend round..
4... fed her to the mafia's pet parana!
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:29   #2
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5... Realise that she's right and give her the money for said hair dye.
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:30   #3
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6. Shave off said hair and save the cash
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:35   #4
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7. Threaten to get the McCanns to babysit?
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:36   #5
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6. Shave off said hair and save the cash
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:37   #6
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8. Tell her thats fine but she has to make sure and check with the chemist if it's OK for your pubes.... you want your collar and cuffs to match
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:38   #7
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9. Go on an adventure to find the Holy Grail (with all your legendary stunts and kerfuffles it would be genius!)
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:40   #8
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10. sell her to the Gypsies

(It's where my kids are going)
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:44   #9
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I can't think of anything funny to put here
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Old 09-09-2008, 15:44   #10
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8. Tell her thats fine but she has to make sure and check with the chemist if it's OK for your pubes.... you want your collar and cuffs to match

Yewwww .. that's just so wrong!

I could just show her how to re-wire the house?
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