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Old 26-09-2008, 16:54   #1
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We deal with lots of Chinese customers, so there can be a language barrier at times. So can anybody help to translate this?



Because I'm not sure what's going on
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Old 26-09-2008, 17:03   #2
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Racist!!!

They must have an order with you already and they want to change it before it goes to print, sorry to be a PITA - they hope they have caught you in time!

Any other problems understanding my distant relatives please let me know.

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Old 26-09-2008, 17:09   #3
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You want to come in and be our call girl? (Maybe I should re-phrase that )
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Old 26-09-2008, 17:20   #4
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Sorry Lozza, it's 100% genuine
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Old 26-09-2008, 17:34   #5
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You want to come in and be our call girl? (Maybe I should re-phrase that )


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Surely that's not serious!

I call shennagins.

And i'm definately not eating food from the "Ming Kee" chinese
Why not?! their speciality is quite clearly in the cooking and not the English language! LOL

PS Desmo if you have any REAL probs... I can ask my mum to speak to them in the Lingo she wouldn't mind!

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Old 26-09-2008, 17:44   #6
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You want to come in and be our call girl?
Now thats an offer and a half - you said you needed a new job BB
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Now thats an offer and a half - you said you needed a new job BB
Cheeky mare!

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We can offer good company perks
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Old 26-09-2008, 18:34   #9
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Hello!

Despite my previous apology, we wish to amend our menu and hope this will not cause inconvenience to yourselves.

However solid we have found your recent work, I am calling upon you once more to help us air drop our menus.

Thanks!

Mr Ning-Pong-Poo-Chong-Ding-Dong-Fang-Wang-Shoo-Woo
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Old 26-09-2008, 18:37   #10
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Hello!

Despite my previous apology, we wish to amend our menu and hope this will not cause inconvenience to yourselves.

However solid we have found your recent work, I am calling upon you once more to help us air drop our menus.

Thanks!

Mr Ning-Pong-Poo-Chong-Ding-Dong-Fang-Wang-Shoo-Woo
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