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Old 01-10-2008, 01:03   #21
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it's not about the grass being greener, its about grass
Alex please, please, please tell me you aren't about to go with the immortal line of "if there's grass on the wicket....". I've already jokingly warned a mate about that earlier tonight and the legal problems that may ensue - if you're still under 24 and have reason to suspect she is over the legal age then disregard this advice as you've got a ready made excuse in Scots Law. My only advice can be to go for the girl that feels best and you can interpret that any way you want.

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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
A true romatic there Mr Feek, I doff my hat to you sir.
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:04   #22
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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
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My rule of thumb is pick the one with the biggest tits.
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:06   #23
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If romance isn't involved then surely you just go for the one with the bigger bangers?
Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:02   #24
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And if so can you give me some fashion tips!!

I think that the buses thing is because a) you're more confident as already stated and b) you aren't trying so hard, which usually means things will happen.
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Old 02-10-2008, 00:56   #25
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And if so can you give me some fashion tips!!

I think that the buses thing is because a) you're more confident as already stated and b) you aren't trying so hard, which usually means things will happen.
Cheers for the great responses guys

I don't know about being more confident, or trying so hard. I actually didn't really mind being single at all just going out with friends having a laugh seeing what happens. Maybe something subconsciously, but i'd hasten to say myself i've not changed anything really in the last year at least with how i act.

Both girls are beyond comparing bangers Feek and the rest, but after having a chat with love doctor Mondo, i think i've decided what i'll do which essentially is what i was probably going to do anyway i just wanted someone to agree

It is a little more complicated than i initially posted to be fair, i just couldn't be that bothered going into detail, and i though generalising would result in better (funnier) responses....
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:21   #26
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Bangers!? Are you Gok Wan in disguise?
Thats exactly what I thought
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Old 02-10-2008, 01:36   #27
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Choose the one you can talk about nothing with. Nothings worse than sleeping with someone who can't string together a good conversation with you afterwards.

Big tits go south after a few years, so it's not always the best plan, unless you're just after a nice gash pasty for the winter to keep it warm.
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:11   #28
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I don't understand the Gok Wang comments....
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Old 02-10-2008, 09:17   #29
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I don't understand the Gok Wang comments....
This is Gok Wan and on his TV show he always refers to the jubblies as bangers
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:00   #30
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You're young enough, no responsibilties.. you can have your cake and eat it..

Soon enough, you'll be married, kids and all though it's nice to settle down.. You'll have got it off your chest.. so to speak..
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