Strip Club, Strip tease, Strip dance et al

[ojo]

Been to one on a mate's birthday. The ladies were kind of cute and were, occasionally, dressed in footy strips. It was his idea and it would have been churlish to refuse.

Then another mate/dickhead tried to stick a bottle up a girl's anus so we had to go. Fast.

[Del Lardo]

Originally Posted by luke

i spent £180 in 2 hours at the cobra club in wolverhampton

i try and avoid said establishments tbh

Amateur! Two of my collegues lost 2 hours and $2500 in a club in Vegas


My biggest bill was £250 in Budapest. We were totally ripped off though I was just glad to get out of the place alive. Long story short that night was probably the closest I have ever come to being killed.

[Piggymon]

I can understand the attraction of much boobies but I don't get the paying for a dance malarky.

So you fork out money to a bird who gets you frustrated and isn't the least bit interested in any part of you apart from your wallet ?

I also have massive problems with the places, I hate it whenever Jamie goes to one. Porn doesn't bother me in the slighest ( infact I encourage it ) but it's not real... it's on a TV/Laptop screen... it's not sitting there in front of you :/

I realise my reasons aren't logical but hey I'm a woman

[ElRazur]

/Professor Farnsworth voice/

Good news every body. Coincidentally, there is a documentary tonight at 9pm on channel four about the hidden world of lap dancing. I think it may help this thread in some ways. I will be watching this.


PS: Will come back in to give replies in a bit. I'm at work.

[Kell_ee001]

Originally Posted by Muban

...and there is the exact reason I would have an issue with my partner going to one. I have issue enough with my appearance as it is without having the worry in the back of my head that my partner doesn't think I'm attractive enough.

From a girlie POV - I totally understand this!

Originally Posted by Piggymon

So you fork out money to a bird who gets you frustrated and isn't the least bit interested in any part of you apart from your wallet ?

That's my initial thought on the whole thing and over-powers any good I can possibly see in going, even in men I'm not dating!

[Wossi]

Went to one in Bulgaria that is situated not far from our flat and yes, they offered other services apart from just lap dancing. Was quite weird to be getting a lap dance and have the young lady whisper in my ear "Would you like to have sex?"

[Justsomebloke]

I don't pay for Pussy !!!

[Wossi]

Originally Posted by Justsomebloke

I don't pay for Pussy !!!

You always have to in one way or the other

[Justsomebloke]

That's not going to win you any lady friends is it mate

I give more attention than I take & am very grateful afterwards but that is it

[Metalface Mark]

Originally Posted by Pheebs

Elrazur - I don't get it either

From what I have heard most are somewhat seedy, the ladies aren't exactly anything special and you fork out a tonne for a drink, let alone an "erotic dance". I've also heard that the dances are somewhat pants too! You might as well go to a circus and see some sexy ladies do some super cool dancing moves in not a lot! Much more entertainment for your monies!

With the dances... what are you supposed to do?! It's not like a bloke can sit there and jack one off (well... depending on what club it is... I know of one particular place where dodgy dealings went on but I suspect that's one in a few). Do guys/girls just sit there and watch?! How much of a muppet must you feel!

*sits there* *lady gyrates infront* *smile*... doooobie doo dooo

Just seems stoopid.

Monies wise too... oh my lordy! I mean... really. If you want to see some boobies, which you can't touch, you might as well buy a porno and save a good few bob! Surely for people who like things like that, it would be better as at least then they could do rudes with the boobies infront of them?!

I really can't see what people see in these places. Surely you'd have more of a laugh out with mates at a pub/bar where drinks don't cost you half your wages?!

Meh.

I have problems with it on a completely different level as well (poor Pickys aware if he stepped into one I, nor the dog, would be home when he got back). I have a muchos hate for them Although I don't judge those I know on going. I just... ignore it

Went to one on a Cardiff stag do, one of the girls was absolutely stunning, she was on the series of UK's next top model a couple of months after, and came 4th.

Thats the only time i had a lapdance, think it was about £30, and id not spend it again, it was rubbish.