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HOMO-Sapien
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chelmsford
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** Speaking from experience!!! **
I'm feeling generous today so here are five genuine things I'd like to share, speaking from experience, in hope you would never do the same..
1. Never use Veet for inner nose hair removal 2. Pour red wine over your boss 3. Look out the window whilst pulling a 20kg weight from a barbell 4. Sit on a 3inch wood screw 5. Never try dressing up as a woman just before having to pick the kids up from school Now let's have your five:
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10-10-2008, 15:03
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Baby Bore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Svalbard
Posts: 9,770
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Cut your own hair
Take an overdose of *** Spend all day swimming in a hot country and not put sun block on the tops of your ears Get fat Try to drive from Maidstone to Pembroke on the foggyest night of the year MB |
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10-10-2008, 15:12
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HOMO-Sapien
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chelmsford
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I'm concerned about no 2 Matt!! Not taking a dump.. I mean ***??
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10-10-2008, 15:16
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 155
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Never mix the pink with the stink
Never have *that* conversation with a girl when drunk. Danger****s are called that for a reason Before going 2's up on a girl with a mate, ask yourself if you really want to see his vinegar strokes face. Marmite is disgusting. |
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10-10-2008, 15:16
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
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1. Ask out a girl whose name you completely misheard. It's a really bad start.
2. Go out in a polyester shirt then stand in front of someone while they try to light a shot of Sambuca in their mouth. 3. Down three pints of lager then get on a bus with no toilet. 4. Get locked in a toilet cubicle in a restaurant where no-one speaks English. 5. Unplug an AC adapter from the back of an electonic keyboard and touch the connector to your tongue. Christ, what a night.
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10-10-2008, 15:24
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Chef extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Infinite Loop
Posts: 11,143
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Sounded like an awesome night Belmit
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10-10-2008, 15:33
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Baby Bore
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Svalbard
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Quote:
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10-10-2008, 15:39
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Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In bed with your sister
Posts: 5,483
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Never:
Drink a bottle of Southern Comfort in the bath. Pour petrol in a metal drum full of rubbish and then stand over it while you throw a match in it. Have sex with your mother's best friend. Drink and drive. Marry a lying slut.
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10-10-2008, 15:40
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BZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Manchester
Posts: 500
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1) assume that "older men" = "more sensible men" 2) guess what "golf ball size" is, when making cookies. 3) see a magazine article about fringes, decide that you absolutely must have one right now.. find that the hair dressers has no appointments for the same day, and think "how hard can it be really?".... 4) think of IKEA when deciding somewhere to go to spend a few hours, unless you actually want to argue. 5)Start filling in a list that has 5 spaces, when you can only think of 4! 
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10-10-2008, 15:49
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HOMO-Sapien
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chelmsford
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yew!! haha please expand!!
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