Last night...

Pheebs · 11-11-2008, 09:45

.... I was lying in bed and could swear I heard some voices. No no... they weren't in my head (this time), they were definitely there mumbling away.

Wait... wait a minute... that was a scream... I'm sure of it *sit up*

*looks around listening intently*

*gets up and goes off to explore the voices*

I wonder downstairs a little bit shaken and concerned at these noises I am hearing. Thuds, bangs and I could swear the odd groan and it was all coming from our basement.

So bravely, I wonder on into our basement - try to turn on the light but it must be blown as it doesn't come on - so all I have to go by is some dim star light. As I walk into the room, in the far corner I hear some shuffling and see some twitching of a shadow and think "Rodents... it has to be rodents..." and as I lean in a little closer to try and catch site of what was going on this shadow suddenly freezes...

And then **** ME, a face appears out of the corner, covered in blackened blood and with eyes as large as plates - whitened and pupil-less. THEN!! THEN!! Directly to my left another "person" lurches towards me with this blood curdling scream and I'm like "WTF?!?!?" turn and start running!

I am outside somewhere and these... zombies... are chasing me in a jerky blurred motion all making these horrendous screaming noises. They're appearing from every dark shadow I run past, I can see silohettes of them pausing in neighbours windows to look at the commotion and then suddenly exit out of the frame and burst through a door.

As I run (my feet heavy and clumsy) I manage to somehow hurdle a fence with a few of my chasers hands licking at my hair.... I run more through wasteland - blackened burnt out trees and trolleys and burnt out cars when suddenly I reach a wall.

A wall... made of mud and clay.

It's enormous. As tall as a house... and it's steep... but there's no way around it.

I glance round and there's a shed load of them now, all stream lining towards me in the pouring rain.

I start to climb... it's slippery... I keep falling back... I climb some more and dig my feet as far into the mud as I can and finally manage to get up a meter or two... but wait... wait... there's something caught on my leg...

Arghh! NOooOO! It's a ****ing zombie!! I try kicking it off - I continue my scrambling but I get dragged down and suddenly he sinks his teeth...

.... right into my butt.

*ARGH OWWW* *leaps up the clay mountain* *THUMP* *ARGGH S**T.... OW...OW... my butt... and my head... they both hurt so much... more my head though... wtf?!?!

I'm in bed clenching my head. Pickys next to me saying something and I don't quite get it. I then hear him ask if I'm okay and I tell him a zombie has bitten my bum... but my head... it hurts.

He starts laughing - lots. And then hugs me. Apparently a few seconds prior to this, I had just launched myself full on into our wooden headboard and properly thwacked it well and truly.

It hurt like ****!! Picky couldn't stop laughing and I ended up with a corker of a headache!

God damn zombie B******ds.

I should have known the instance I went into the basement I was dreaming. We don't OWN a basement!! Egit!

Admiral Huddy · 11-11-2008, 09:52

you nutter haha

Come sit in my special chair

I dreamt the other day I was in court and going to prison, but that hard guy from Eastenders ( I don't know his name - he got that fit but rough looking girl up the duff) came in with a an MG and blastered everyone and rescued me.. Then I bought a Mr Softie ice cream as a reward

Tak · 11-11-2008, 09:59

I love you Pheebs

TinkerBell · 11-11-2008, 10:13

Hahaha!! I actually thought you were being serious at the beginning!! LOL

Thanks for the laugh I needed it!

*wubs you*

Pheebs · 11-11-2008, 10:21

Glad my pain entertained

And Tink - my dreams are normally so incredibly vivid in places (like the whole beginning) that I just never know if I'm dreaming or not at night!! Seriously thought I heard voices drifting off to sleep! And could you imagine my confusion to waking up to a REALLY painful butt and a super painful head - I was like "what... where's the zombie?! Why does everything hurt if there's no zombie?!"

Just so you know - dream wise I figured the following:

Zombies: I always dream of zombies - they're awesome.
Neighbours Zombie silohettes: From a couple of nights back when I saw my neighbours son silohette in the bathroom...
Wasteland: From watching Picky play Fallout 3
Clay Mountain: Just before going to bed we watched a time team thingy where they excavated a world war 2 bunker and it was massively deep and full of clay and sorts.

Stoopido brain

phykell · 11-11-2008, 10:45

And it's not called a basement you berk, it's a cellar

Will · 11-11-2008, 11:47

AWw I was going to buy you a pet zombie for Christmas - I guess tha'ts probably a bad idea

It's so cute that your imagination runs wild with you. If I ever dreamt consciously, and I decided there was a zombie in it, I'd be "**** off you don't exist this is ridiculous" or something like that and wake up annoyed that I had woken myself up

Haly · 11-11-2008, 12:33

Awesome dream

I love zombie dreams although not had one in agessssssssss.

NokkonWud · 11-11-2008, 13:44

That would probably scare the bejeezus out of me!

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Kell_ee001 · 11-11-2008, 13:55

I'm basically in tears sitting at my desk at work

11-11-2008, 09:45	#1
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Last night... .... I was lying in bed and could swear I heard some voices. No no... they weren't in my head (this time), they were definitely there mumbling away. Wait... wait a minute... that was a scream... I'm sure of it sit up looks around listening intently gets up and goes off to explore the voices I wonder downstairs a little bit shaken and concerned at these noises I am hearing. Thuds, bangs and I could swear the odd groan and it was all coming from our basement. So bravely, I wonder on into our basement - try to turn on the light but it must be blown as it doesn't come on - so all I have to go by is some dim star light. As I walk into the room, in the far corner I hear some shuffling and see some twitching of a shadow and think "Rodents... it has to be rodents..." and as I lean in a little closer to try and catch site of what was going on this shadow suddenly freezes... And then ** ME, a face appears out of the corner, covered in blackened blood and with eyes as large as plates - whitened and pupil-less. THEN!! THEN!! Directly to my left another "person" lurches towards me with this blood curdling scream and I'm like "WTF?!?!?" turn and start running! I am outside somewhere and these... zombies... are chasing me in a jerky blurred motion all making these horrendous screaming noises. They're appearing from every dark shadow I run past, I can see silohettes of them pausing in neighbours windows to look at the commotion and then suddenly exit out of the frame and burst through a door. As I run (my feet heavy and clumsy) I manage to somehow hurdle a fence with a few of my chasers hands licking at my hair.... I run more through wasteland - blackened burnt out trees and trolleys and burnt out cars when suddenly I reach a wall. A wall... made of mud and clay. It's enormous. As tall as a house... and it's steep... but there's no way around it. I glance round and there's a shed load of them now, all stream lining towards me in the pouring rain. I start to climb... it's slippery... I keep falling back... I climb some more and dig my feet as far into the mud as I can and finally manage to get up a meter or two... but wait... wait... there's something caught on my leg... Arghh! NOooOO! It's a *ing zombie!! I try kicking it off - I continue my scrambling but I get dragged down and suddenly he sinks his teeth... .... right into my butt. ARGH OWWW* leaps up the clay mountain THUMP ARGGH ST.... OW...OW... my butt... and my head... they both hurt so much... more my head though... wtf?!?! I'm in bed clenching my head. Pickys next to me saying something and I don't quite get it. I then hear him ask if I'm okay and I tell him a zombie has bitten my bum... but my head... it hurts. He starts laughing - lots. And then hugs me. Apparently a few seconds prior to this, I had just launched myself full on into our wooden headboard and properly thwacked it well and truly. It hurt like *!! Picky couldn't stop laughing and I ended up with a corker of a headache! God damn zombie B***ds. I should have known the instance I went into the basement I was dreaming. We don't OWN a basement!! Egit! __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk Last edited by Pheebs; 11-11-2008 at 09:48.*

11-11-2008, 09:52	#2
Admiral Huddy HOMO-Sapien Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chelmsford Posts: 6,692	you nutter haha Come sit in my special chair I dreamt the other day I was in court and going to prison, but that hard guy from Eastenders ( I don't know his name - he got that fit but rough looking girl up the duff) came in with a an MG and blastered everyone and rescued me.. Then I bought a Mr Softie ice cream as a reward __________________ I just got lost in thought.. It was very unfamiliar territory. Techie Talk \| My gaming Blog \| PC spec \| The Admirals log Last edited by Admiral Huddy; 11-11-2008 at 09:54.

11-11-2008, 09:59	#3
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	I love you Pheebs __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

11-11-2008, 10:13	#4
TinkerBell Dirty Spammer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the middle! Posts: 2,454	Hahaha!! I actually thought you were being serious at the beginning!! LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed it! wubs you __________________

11-11-2008, 10:21	#5
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	Glad my pain entertained And Tink - my dreams are normally so incredibly vivid in places (like the whole beginning) that I just never know if I'm dreaming or not at night!! Seriously thought I heard voices drifting off to sleep! And could you imagine my confusion to waking up to a REALLY painful butt and a super painful head - I was like "what... where's the zombie?! Why does everything hurt if there's no zombie?!" Just so you know - dream wise I figured the following: Zombies: I always dream of zombies - they're awesome. Neighbours Zombie silohettes: From a couple of nights back when I saw my neighbours son silohette in the bathroom... Wasteland: From watching Picky play Fallout 3 Clay Mountain: Just before going to bed we watched a time team thingy where they excavated a world war 2 bunker and it was massively deep and full of clay and sorts. Stoopido brain __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk Last edited by Pheebs; 11-11-2008 at 10:24.

11-11-2008, 10:45	#6
phykell Vodka Martini Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 833	And it's not called a basement you berk, it's a cellar __________________

11-11-2008, 11:47	#7
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	AWw I was going to buy you a pet zombie for Christmas - I guess tha'ts probably a bad idea It's so cute that your imagination runs wild with you. If I ever dreamt consciously, and I decided there was a zombie in it, I'd be "** off you don't exist this is ridiculous" or something like that and wake up annoyed that I had woken myself up __________________ No No!**

11-11-2008, 12:33	#8
Haly Do you want to hide in my box? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14,941	Awesome dream I love zombie dreams although not had one in agessssssssss. __________________ Halycopter

11-11-2008, 13:44	#9
NokkonWud BD Recruitment Officer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Smogville Posts: 3,880	That would probably scare the bejeezus out of me! . __________________

11-11-2008, 13:55	#10
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I'm basically in tears sitting at my desk at work __________________

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