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Tak · 08-12-2008, 22:14

My current target of choice seems to be door frames/handles which means bruises are mainly arms/shoulders (and disguised by freckles). Normally its edges of desks and filing cabinets which means I end up with 2p sized round bruises all over my thighs

Borris the Cat · 08-12-2008, 22:19

I've got a tiny cut on my ear - I was fighting with Idris.

I'm going to call it Pigmo

Piggymon · 08-12-2008, 22:20

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Originally Posted by Borris the Cat

I've got a tiny cut on my ear - I was fighting with Idris.

I'm going to call it Pigmo

\o/

Will · 08-12-2008, 22:32

I slipped down the stairs to my flat on this ice this morning - hit every step on the way down... amazingly all I got was a bit of a shock, how I didn't crack my head open I don't know... good thing I'm well padded! That looks like a corker Sinead!

Tak · 09-12-2008, 07:51

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Originally Posted by Will

I slipped down the stairs to my flat on this ice this morning - hit every step on the way down... amazingly all I got was a bit of a shock, how I didn't crack my head open I don't know... good thing I'm well padded! That looks like a corker Sinead!

Owchy!!! Hope you didn't jar anything. Glad you're ok

Mark · 08-12-2008, 23:08

Ouch!

I do the walking into things trick too. My favourite is catching the edge of desks/chairs/doors with my toes (while unprotected). Haven't ended up on my arse for a while so I must be due for that soon.

phykell · 08-12-2008, 23:18

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Originally Posted by Piggymon

Spooky

Piggymon · 09-12-2008, 23:01

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Originally Posted by phykell

Spooky

ROFL !!

Psymonkee · 08-12-2008, 23:19

I walk into door handles. A lot.

It hurts too

Garp · 09-12-2008, 00:04

I can highly recommend arnica cream for bruises. Works wonders and reduces them fast. Was an essential thing to keep around when I was doing Judo, I forever came home with bruises

08-12-2008, 22:14	#1
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	My current target of choice seems to be door frames/handles which means bruises are mainly arms/shoulders (and disguised by freckles). Normally its edges of desks and filing cabinets which means I end up with 2p sized round bruises all over my thighs __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

08-12-2008, 22:19	#2
Borris the Cat Big Hairy Pussy Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a house Posts: 20	I've got a tiny cut on my ear - I was fighting with Idris. I'm going to call it Pigmo __________________

08-12-2008, 23:19	#9
Psymonkee A cat wearing a wet suit Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: St.Andrews Posts: 2,023	I walk into door handles. A lot. It hurts too __________________ Sonisphere FMC Code: 1k949178

09-12-2008, 00:04	#10
Garp Preparing more tumbleweed Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 6,038	I can highly recommend arnica cream for bruises. Works wonders and reduces them fast. Was an essential thing to keep around when I was doing Judo, I forever came home with bruises __________________ Mal: Define "interesting"? Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die"?

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08-12-2008, 22:32	#4
Will BBx woz 'ere :P Join Date: Jan 1970 Posts: 2,147,487,208	I slipped down the stairs to my flat on this ice this morning - hit every step on the way down... amazingly all I got was a bit of a shock, how I didn't crack my head open I don't know... good thing I'm well padded! That looks like a corker Sinead!

08-12-2008, 23:08	#6
Mark Screaming Orgasm Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newbury Posts: 15,194	Ouch! I do the walking into things trick too. My favourite is catching the edge of desks/chairs/doors with my toes (while unprotected). Haven't ended up on my arse for a while so I must be due for that soon.