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03-02-2009, 20:41
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Preparing more tumbleweed
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hawaii
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High Speed Chase
After an intense high speed chase, an officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you over to tell you your taillight is out. Why the hell did you take off like that?" "Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
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03-02-2009, 20:43
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'09 sexual conquests: 4.5
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Shocking.
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03-02-2009, 20:49
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Easymouth
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03-02-2009, 20:52
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Screaming Orgasm
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Location: Newbury
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Pebs, you need to watch out, Garp is clearly trying to steal your :pebbles: smiley.
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04-02-2009, 01:08
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Easymouth
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I feel the need for a jokes thread, maybe tomorrow.....that's MY smilie!
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04-02-2009, 12:47
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The Mouse King of Denmark
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Winchester
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The only person laughing here is Garp. He knows exactly what he's doing and it's at our expense. Fiendishly mean.
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04-02-2009, 13:12
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: North Somerset
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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