Answer Phones... - Page 2

Kell_ee001 · 05-02-2009, 18:25

One my old jobs we had to leave messages, but my mate Pringle used to often end the message "thank you for calling" or ask them a question and wait for an answer

LeperousDust · 05-02-2009, 19:47

I am ****e at dealing with answer phones myself, more so if they take me by surprise, everything i wanted to talk about initially on the phone just leaves my head and i automatically sound retarded. Answer phones are just evil

Belmit · 06-02-2009, 10:15

I got one a while back that was just Pheebs making silly clicking noises and talking to herself. Either she accidentally rang me and didn't realise, or she has actually lost the plot.

Davey_Pitch · 06-02-2009, 10:21

To lose the plot I think you have it have it to start with, not something I'm sure Pheebs can say

Fayshun · 06-02-2009, 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey_Pitch

To lose the plot I think you have it have it to start with, not something I'm sure Pheebs can say

Not sure Pheebs even read the script...

Tak · 06-02-2009, 10:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitten

that monkey picture makes me think of Pheebs and laugh, every time.

I remember sending her a link to a photo of a "banjo string" and I had that image in my head of what she would be like

She then reminded me she uses her really big TV as a monitor so the pic was massive

She did ask what we meant by banjo string

Burble · 06-02-2009, 10:52

I remember the horror that Pheebs felt after seeing that pic! When I found a less graphic picture it took aaages to convince her that it was ok to open.

Pheebs · 06-02-2009, 11:56

You're all so lovely to me! That Banjo string piccie Sam! I had forgotten about that until now!!

It was almost as bad as Belmits goaty vs goatsee picture (he sent me TWICE. Once to Drunken Pheebs and another to Sober Pheebs who had completely forgot about the media message so opened it without hesitation!!

)

Belmit - Reference the clicking call, I guess I muddled up your name with Flippers.

Drunken Pheebs does seem to have a set list of people to call when she's around, until she finishes the last drop in the port bottle, thus reaching the point of *mash the phone keypad and then sing into it*. I guess Drunken Pheebs has a lot of love to spread in song.

I know so far:

Will = Must call and sing Bourguignon to.
Belmit = Must call and sing something to and then demand he sings the Bodyform advert back to me (which his Dad wrote and sung).
Pebby = You are my sunshine song friend.
Sam = Send a text to tell her I heart her.
Piggy = Resolve any confusing debate I am having (this is drunk or sober actually). Also to inform her of anything stinky Picky may have done.

I have another friend which requires Dominic the Donkey song to be sung and another one I have to sing Sweet Home Alabama to but make up the lyrics. I think the above have been "the chosen ones" as they stupidly answered their phones the first time I called them

It's just a natural organised flow of destruction

It's like Pebs is with Cheese as I R with singing. It just goes

BUT! Sober Pheebs, as in I right now, HATES answer phones

Kittens and LD seem to understand what I experience. I just never know what to say and before I know it I've spewed out a random string of words that makes no sense.

Tak · 06-02-2009, 12:00

I've had picky ones and tapioca ones and song in text form ones too

Kell_ee001 · 06-02-2009, 17:40

I can't even remember the last song Pheebs serenaded me with, although maybe Stan does... the wonder of loud speaker

05-02-2009, 18:25	#11
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	One my old jobs we had to leave messages, but my mate Pringle used to often end the message "thank you for calling" or ask them a question and wait for an answer __________________

05-02-2009, 19:47	#12
LeperousDust Bananaman Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Liverpool/Edinburgh Posts: 4,817	I am ****e at dealing with answer phones myself, more so if they take me by surprise, everything i wanted to talk about initially on the phone just leaves my head and i automatically sound retarded. Answer phones are just evil __________________

06-02-2009, 10:15	#13
Belmit The Mouse King of Denmark Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Winchester Posts: 6,476	I got one a while back that was just Pheebs making silly clicking noises and talking to herself. Either she accidentally rang me and didn't realise, or she has actually lost the plot. __________________

06-02-2009, 10:21	#14
Davey_Pitch I iz speshul Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 6,296	To lose the plot I think you have it have it to start with, not something I'm sure Pheebs can say __________________ Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

06-02-2009, 11:56	#18
Pheebs Deep Throat Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,512	You're all so lovely to me! That Banjo string piccie Sam! I had forgotten about that until now!! It was almost as bad as Belmits goaty vs goatsee picture (he sent me TWICE. Once to Drunken Pheebs and another to Sober Pheebs who had completely forgot about the media message so opened it without hesitation!! ) Belmit - Reference the clicking call, I guess I muddled up your name with Flippers. Drunken Pheebs does seem to have a set list of people to call when she's around, until she finishes the last drop in the port bottle, thus reaching the point of mash the phone keypad and then sing into it. I guess Drunken Pheebs has a lot of love to spread in song. I know so far: Will = Must call and sing Bourguignon to. Belmit = Must call and sing something to and then demand he sings the Bodyform advert back to me (which his Dad wrote and sung). Pebby = You are my sunshine song friend. Sam = Send a text to tell her I heart her. Piggy = Resolve any confusing debate I am having (this is drunk or sober actually). Also to inform her of anything stinky Picky may have done. I have another friend which requires Dominic the Donkey song to be sung and another one I have to sing Sweet Home Alabama to but make up the lyrics. I think the above have been "the chosen ones" as they stupidly answered their phones the first time I called them It's just a natural organised flow of destruction It's like Pebs is with Cheese as I R with singing. It just goes BUT! Sober Pheebs, as in I right now, HATES answer phones Kittens and LD seem to understand what I experience. I just never know what to say and before I know it I've spewed out a random string of words that makes no sense. __________________ http://www.spiffingdesigns.co.uk

06-02-2009, 10:52	#17
Burble Rocket Fuel Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7,826	I remember the horror that Pheebs felt after seeing that pic! When I found a less graphic picture it took aaages to convince her that it was ok to open.

06-02-2009, 12:00	#19
Tak L'Oréal Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Portsmouth Posts: 9,977	I've had picky ones and tapioca ones and song in text form ones too __________________ The look on your face when a toddler rips out your heart and shows it to you? Priceless.... For everything else, there's FWOOSH!

06-02-2009, 17:40	#20
Kell_ee001 Wants Big Meat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 6,478	I can't even remember the last song Pheebs serenaded me with, although maybe Stan does... the wonder of loud speaker __________________

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