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Old 07-04-2009, 05:52   #1
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Default Think with your dipstick, Jimmy!

Castrol have an interesting (read: annoying) Scotsman trying to persuade US people why Castrol Edge is the best synthetic oil:

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Old 07-04-2009, 06:33   #2
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I've been subjected to all of their adverts.

Some little ***** like him smacks me across the thighs with an oily dipstick he'll be ****ting it in a couple days...
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Old 07-04-2009, 13:08   #3
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His "accent" is almost as bad as Jimmy Doohans!
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Thats possibly the worst accent ever.
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Old 07-04-2009, 15:07   #5
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Thats possibly the worst advert ever.
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Yeah i think i glossed over that bit
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Old 07-04-2009, 15:18   #7
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It doesn't even make any sense. "That's thinking with your dipstick!" What? It's not even clever or a decent play on words or anything.
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Old 07-04-2009, 18:53   #8
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It doesn't even make any sense. "That's thinking with your dipstick!" What? It's not even clever or a decent play on words or anything.
You use your dipstick to check your oil.. but that's about the only connection.
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Thats possibly the worst advert ever.
Sadly, no. Also appearing in almost every other advert break on some channels:

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