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Boat Drinks Top Tips
When someone is trying to tell you something in a nightclub, stick your finger in the ear they are yelling into and you'll be able to hear them perfectly.
It's true. Take it away Boat Drinks, your top tip of the day is...?
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05-08-2009, 14:54
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The Night Worker
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Don't tie your shoe laces in a revolving door.
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05-08-2009, 15:10
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Smother me in chocolate and eat flapjacks with it!
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If you find yourself choking on an ice-cube, simply pour a kettle of boiling water down your throat to swiftly disperse the blockage.
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05-08-2009, 15:19
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Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.
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05-08-2009, 15:23
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A cat wearing a wet suit
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Never challenge Royal Marines to a drinking competition.
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05-08-2009, 15:25
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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Dont eat yellow snow.
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05-08-2009, 15:26
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Rocket Fuel
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Gamblers - For a new gambling opportunity, try sending a £50 to yourself by Royal Mail.
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05-08-2009, 15:28
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To clean your microwave, add tepid water and lemon juice in a bowl and microwave until steaming. Leave to cool and wipe clean. Repeat steaming for stubborn stains.
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05-08-2009, 15:32
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nipples lol (o)(o)
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To remove red wine from a carpet, throw white wine on it.
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05-08-2009, 15:34
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Screaming Orgasm
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I'm not quite sure how many of these I should take seriously.
 
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