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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Glasvegas
Posts: 475
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So I've arrived earlier than expected. There's no hot barstaff. My mate is about 20 minutes behind. And I'm not about to tan this cider an demand more. Suggestions please?
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Chef extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Infinite Loop
Posts: 11,143
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do you get free text messages?
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Absinthe
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 2,539
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Surf BD on your phone?
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Absinthe
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Chester
Posts: 2,345
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its a situation i don't enjoy but a situation in which I love, more than usual, being an iPhone user :P
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Big Ass cock made of snow!
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Wolverhampingtonville
Posts: 108
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I normally give people in the pub nicknames, this can be embarrassing later in the night going to the loo and asking "smelly fat dude" to kindly move aside :/
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Kirkcaldy, Fife.
Posts: 278
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I would just drink the drink and ask for another. Then demand your friend buys you another for making you wait
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Easymouth
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,716
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Definitely play on the phone, look casual, don't keep looking at the door, stay calm, don't panic, don't make eye contact, keep drinking. Did I mention don't keep looking at the door?
It's my worst nightmare!
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The Last Airbender
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pigmopad
Posts: 11,915
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Go outside, look up at the sign.....are you in the right pub?
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Long Island Iced Tea
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Glasvegas
Posts: 475
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by this point i was 15 minutes into the wait and had already done all the forums and facebooking and twittering i could handle :P
one of my mates is the manager but he wasn't in and the rest of his staff have far less chat, sadly.
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Dr Cocktapuss
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Seven Sizzles
Posts: 1,044
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Most pubs have a newspaper somewhere, pick up newspaper, read newspaper is usually what I do
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