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Old 22-11-2010, 13:52   #1191
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People who sit and have intimate phone conversations on quiet trains! We don't need to know your whole life thankyou!
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Old 22-11-2010, 13:56   #1192
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People who ask where the stapler is when they can't use their FRICKING eyes!!!!

Its right there infront of you ffs!!!!

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Old 22-11-2010, 14:00   #1193
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Grab the stapler, staple it into their forehead, then tell them THAT'S where the stapler is
*evil laugh*
(can you come and sort out this bint on the train for me now )
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Old 22-11-2010, 14:58   #1194
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Take her phone and throw it out the window.

That happened once when my dad was commuting back from work - my dad didn't do it btw

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Old 22-11-2010, 15:58   #1195
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FedEx...
Delivery attempted, card left...

Well, I was in all day, bell didn't ring, no knocking at the door and no card....
In total, will be 6 days for delivery - considering there's fresh produce in it, I ain't impressed.
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Old 23-11-2010, 11:05   #1196
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Netgear wireless routers. They make me cry.
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Old 24-11-2010, 17:08   #1197
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The Hyundai ix20 adverts going on about how people live their lives in boxes so they should buy this car - as if it's not equally another small boxy car and then to top it off they park it like a complete tool taking up about 4 spaces which is quite an achievement with a car that looks to be about the same size as a Fiesta.
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Old 05-12-2010, 15:08   #1198
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People in shops standing gormlessly in my way, I appreciate that these modern supermarkets are a very confusing place and that the choice of Granny Smiths or Braeburn is of momentus import but just step to the side while you ponder matters of such gravity. It's not a complaint about them standing gormlessly - I do that often enough myself but if you're going to do that the polite and courteous thing to do is to stand to the side, preferably where you will be least in the way.
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On a similar note, I hate people who stand in front of things that open doors. For example, at work, you have to swipe in and out of every section (even the break area, etc). People always choose to have a quick chat as they step out of the lift, and you have to walk around them, then lean through them to swipe. IT's just RUDE, damnit!
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People on trains who, get off before you but take the window seat!!!

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