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Old 24-01-2011, 14:33   #1251
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animals rights stuff being tweeted and retweeted by people.

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Polar bears have one million times less space in zoos than they would in the wild http://bit.ly/gDoQ4l
Really? No **** Sherlock!! How on earth can they compare the article circle to a zoo enclosure

Don't get me wrong I'm all for Animal rights but that statement is just ridiculous. Next we'll see

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Old 24-01-2011, 15:04   #1252
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People who can't control their dogs.

Running home Friday I almost tripped/kicked the beast/got eaten from this thing running and trying to get it's pound of flesh.

It's not like I run quickly, it's happened before but this little beast was really going at me.
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Old 24-01-2011, 15:48   #1253
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animals rights stuff ... Next we'll see
Birds have a billion times less space in an aviary than they would in the sky.

The current irrational gear grinding for me is how standing on a plug with a sock on hurts more than bare foot!
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Old 24-01-2011, 16:20   #1254
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sales reps who randomly turn up and expect the manger or nurses to be able to just drop everything to listen to their spiel - phone up and make a bloody appointment you morons; we're more likely to listen/respect you if you can understand that a nursing home is actually a very busy place!!!
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Old 24-01-2011, 16:41   #1255
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happy people who want me to share their happy ... p*ss off I'm busy and have a headache
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Old 24-01-2011, 22:20   #1256
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People with bad breathe!

Actually thats rational... my God one of my Directors - I was virtually sitting on my neighbour's desk.

Smelt like poo.

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Old 24-01-2011, 23:26   #1257
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His breath smelt of poo...!? Oh dear....
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Old 24-01-2011, 23:26   #1258
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trying to get it's pound of flesh.
This...

/grammar nazi
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Old 24-01-2011, 23:30   #1259
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His breath smelt of poo...!? Oh dear....
YUP ACTUAL poo.

It was gross - had to keep putting my hand on my face.

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Old 24-01-2011, 23:34   #1260
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That sounds like an infection or a type of gum disease - an ex-colleague of mine had it, it's the bacteria I think, it genuinely does smell like honest to god, straight out of the kitty litter turdage. Awful.
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