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Old 20-04-2011, 20:27   #1751
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Old 21-04-2011, 00:06   #1752
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You're all insane!!

*sneaks off to check her tins are lined up and facing front in her cupboard*

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Old 21-04-2011, 09:03   #1753
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Amazon, who keep sending me emails about TV's AFTER I have bought one off them already.

Listen, I do not want to know that you are now selling the same TV I bought two months ago for £30 less, thank you very much!!
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Old 21-04-2011, 09:09   #1754
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Amazon, who keep sending me emails about TV's AFTER I have bought one off them already.

Listen, I do not want to know that you are now selling the same TV I bought two months ago for £30 less, thank you very much!!
I get the same from Currys. Why would they think I want to buy another TV from them just weeks after I've bought a 50" plasma? - Fools
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Old 21-04-2011, 09:32   #1755
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The way some people get everything, yet moan that they have nothing and can barely raise a ****ing smile.
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Old 21-04-2011, 09:33   #1756
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I get the same from Currys. Why would they think I want to buy another TV from them just weeks after I've bought a 50" plasma? - Fools
guessing it might be based on previous browsing, not purchasing history? Annoying nevertheless.
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Old 21-04-2011, 12:36   #1757
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People who forget to cancel their indicators and proceed to drive for miles with them left on. Can't they hear that indicator ticking away incessantly? Maybe the music is too loud. Can't you see it in your field of vision *flash *flash* *flash* *flash*? I've got to worry about someones ability to drive when they miss stuff like that when they are driving.
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Old 24-04-2011, 22:19   #1758
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More scared witless than annoyed but this is the best place for it...

has just had a run-in with the biggest flying insect I've ever seen. I could hear its wings and it made the metal lampshade ring when it hit it

Had my iPhone with me but all I could think about was cowering in a corner then getting out of there - not easy when you're on the throne! Well at least now I know what it feels like to be afraid of spiders!

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Old 26-04-2011, 08:27   #1759
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The MINI Countryman advert - if 4 grown men can't cope with a weeing child, they shouldn't have been let out with it in the first place.
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Old 26-04-2011, 08:39   #1760
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People who forget to cancel their indicators and proceed to drive for miles with them left on. Can't they hear that indicator ticking away incessantly? Maybe the music is too loud. Can't you see it in your field of vision *flash *flash* *flash* *flash*? I've got to worry about someones ability to drive when they miss stuff like that when they are driving.
Haha I hate that but did it TWICE myself the other day. Must have been having a particularly blonde day. And no, I can't hear it above the music... Which is loud to drown out the noise of all the donks and rattles that my cat has!
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