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Old 17-02-2009, 00:57   #11
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HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN BRITAIN'S FARMERS DIABETES?
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Old 17-02-2009, 07:12   #12
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HAVE LESBIANS STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?
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Old 17-02-2009, 07:43   #13
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IS TEENAGE SEX CHEATING TAXPAYERS?

To darned right, those teenage prostitutes have always been a problem.

HAS NEW LABOUR SCROUNGED OFF DRIVERS?

Probably.

HAS THE BBC DESTROYED THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Well.. yeah, they terminated the comedy show.
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Old 17-02-2009, 08:02   #14
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COULD RUSSELL BRAND INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?
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Old 17-02-2009, 09:41   #15
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Its a thought I've often had...
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IS CANCER INFECTING YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?
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HAVE FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR DAUGHTERS?
If I had them, quite possibly.
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Old 17-02-2009, 09:53   #16
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DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.
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Old 17-02-2009, 10:00   #17
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DID ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE DIANA CANCER?

Ok I made that up as there wasn't enough Diana so far.
There's never enough Diana for the Mail.
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Old 17-02-2009, 10:28   #18
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HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?
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Old 14-05-2009, 21:10   #19
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In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.

In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
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That was hilarious Sly Stallone made me lol.
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