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08-03-2009, 00:18
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I didnt know! Its only my voice! I'm hoping beyond hope the melon incident is on the editing floor!
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08-03-2009, 00:19
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Your melons are on the floor?
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08-03-2009, 00:23
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08-03-2009, 00:24
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It's what belts were invented for
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08-03-2009, 00:29
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08-03-2009, 00:34
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I found out why Toblerone is triangular today.
So it fits in the box.
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08-03-2009, 00:35
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Got done by the police the other day. According to the courts, wrapping your wang in the Beano and ****ing is not part of Comic Relief.
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08-03-2009, 00:45
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Those energy saving light bulbs are a load of rubbish.
After fitting them, I was just as knackered as when I fitted the ordinary ones.
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08-03-2009, 00:58
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I went to a police station and said, "What are those pictures on the wall then?"
The Chief Inspector said, "Those are pictures of wanted criminals." I looked at him and said, "Why the hell didn't you arrest them when you took their photos?"
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08-03-2009, 00:59
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What do you call a Teletubby that's been burgled?
A tubby.
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