Nice Day. - Page 2

Wossi · 13-09-2009, 01:52

Woke up at 9 this morning and have managed to do a grand total of nothing all day, it was grand.

Although I am still awake as the neighbours are on singstar and I can hear every word

Can tell how much they give a crap about their own kids, if I can hear them their kids certainly can.

Pebs · 13-09-2009, 05:32

I'm currently in a custody 30miles from
my nick watching some little gob****e sleep. Lack of female officers means I got shafted, meant to be off at 6, probably won't see anyone before 7, then get back to Brentwood, then drive home. If I don't fall asleep on the m25 it'll be miraculous!
Can you tell I'm narked??

on the plus side I might get a cancelled rest day out of it, I have a clean duvet waiting and it's rest days! Cheese anyone?????

Knipples · 13-09-2009, 07:05

I got phoned up at 1pm yesterday by the agency I am now registered with, and was in a residential care home for disabled children by 2pm. Worked til 9, and am now off there all day today again. Haven't worked a Sunday since I don't know when!

lostkat · 13-09-2009, 08:01

Great news Knip

Boo to working on a Sunday, but hurrah for muhunney

I spent yesterday being lacky for Leon who was replacing the rotten barge boarding on our flat roof. He's done one side, which was the worst bit (so rotten you could pull of chunks with your hands) and has 2 more to do today.

I'm off to attempt a 11.5 mile run this morning. Didn't think I'd be applying suncream again in 2009!!!

Von Smallhausen · 13-09-2009, 08:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lomster

I have done sod all today apart from get jumped on by kids.
Oh I did put loads of hair bobbles and clips in Josh's hair!
well he did it to me!!!

I have had an awesome night with Josh watched casualty and just messed around.
How old is little Von now?

10 months. Will have to dig a pic out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pebs

Lack of female officers means I got shafted

I thought the service had moved on since the days of The Sweeney ?

I was reading an article on Essex Police and they seem to be flavour of the months at the mo. Common sense cost cuts paying for more frontline cops, red tape being slashed etc. Shame other forces don't follow suit.

Justsomebloke · 13-09-2009, 08:22

I spent the day in bed with my Frank staffy dog & will today an all. I quite like crashing with me dog & letting the World drift past. I also like roaming around in my dressing gown when I get up which is around 4pm - 6pm depending how knackered I am. I like the fact that I sleep through the day & can wear my dressing gown at 6pm, No I am not a lazy **** I am a Night worker.

And seeings as we are all Plodded out of it in this thread I shall reveal a Moving experience I had tuther week involving plod.

Tap at my door & I see the old Lumi jacket so I know it's old bill.

My heart didn't even murmur at all. First time ever in me life boy.

So I opens the door & this rozzer says to me,
"Are you the Night worker ?

I looks straight back at him Chuffed to bits & says
"YES, YES I AM !!!"

That's me even local old bill knowing I am "The Night Worker"

I know probably won't mean **** to you lot but it meant the whole ****ing World to me & still does.

lostkat · 13-09-2009, 08:25

Booooooring statistics. Which force throws the most crims down the stairs?

Von Smallhausen · 13-09-2009, 08:29

I would guess at the Met .....

Von Smallhausen · 13-09-2009, 08:31

Change for JSB please ........ he should no longer me In His Boat .... he should be that new breed of superhero, that invisible presence that sweeps the streets of scumbags where the regular law fails ..... he should now be known as ........

The Night Worker.

Love it.

Stan_Lite · 13-09-2009, 09:04

Yesterday.

04:30: Got up, got dressed, upstairs for coffee and smokes.
05:00: Had breakfast.
05:30: Work clothes on and out to outdoor smoke shack for more coffee and smokes.
06:00: Start shift. Sit in mud lab faffing about on internet.
08:30: Go to meeting.
09:00: Coffee and smokes.
10:00: A little light cleaning with harsh chemicals.
11:30: Another meeting, followed by lunch then, coffee and smokes.
13:15: Yet another meeting followed by....... you guessed it...... coffee and smokes.
17:30: knock off early to get to canteen before it fills up with locals having Iftar - followed by coffee and smokes.
18:30: Exercise time.
19:30: Final meeting of the day.
20:00: Tea and smokes (for a change).
21:00: Read book.
21:30: Sleep.

Plan for today - pretty much the same as yesterday - without the 13:15 meeting.

It's a hard life

13-09-2009, 05:32	#12
Pebs Easymouth Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 6,716	I'm currently in a custody 30miles from my nick watching some little gob****e sleep. Lack of female officers means I got shafted, meant to be off at 6, probably won't see anyone before 7, then get back to Brentwood, then drive home. If I don't fall asleep on the m25 it'll be miraculous! Can you tell I'm narked?? on the plus side I might get a cancelled rest day out of it, I have a clean duvet waiting and it's rest days! Cheese anyone????? __________________ ...faster you naughty little monkey! Running through hell, heaven can wait!

13-09-2009, 08:01	#14
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	Great news Knip Boo to working on a Sunday, but hurrah for muhunney I spent yesterday being lacky for Leon who was replacing the rotten barge boarding on our flat roof. He's done one side, which was the worst bit (so rotten you could pull of chunks with your hands) and has 2 more to do today. I'm off to attempt a 11.5 mile run this morning. Didn't think I'd be applying suncream again in 2009!!! __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

13-09-2009, 08:22	#16
Justsomebloke The Night Worker Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 5,228	I spent the day in bed with my Frank staffy dog & will today an all. I quite like crashing with me dog & letting the World drift past. I also like roaming around in my dressing gown when I get up which is around 4pm - 6pm depending how knackered I am. I like the fact that I sleep through the day & can wear my dressing gown at 6pm, No I am not a lazy ** I am a Night worker. And seeings as we are all Plodded out of it in this thread I shall reveal a Moving experience I had tuther week involving plod. Tap at my door & I see the old Lumi jacket so I know it's old bill. My heart didn't even murmur at all. First time ever in me life boy. So I opens the door & this rozzer says to me, "Are you the Night worker ? I looks straight back at him Chuffed to bits & says "YES, YES I AM !!!" That's me even local old bill knowing I am "The Night Worker" I know probably won't mean to you lot but it meant the whole **ing World to me & still does. __________________

13-09-2009, 08:25	#17
lostkat Good Cat Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5,550	Booooooring statistics. Which force throws the most crims down the stairs? __________________ Oooooh Cecil, what have you done?

13-09-2009, 08:29	#18
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	I would guess at the Met ..... __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

13-09-2009, 01:52	#11
Wossi Absinthe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the middle Posts: 1,385	Woke up at 9 this morning and have managed to do a grand total of nothing all day, it was grand. Although I am still awake as the neighbours are on singstar and I can hear every word Can tell how much they give a crap about their own kids, if I can hear them their kids certainly can.

13-09-2009, 08:31	#19
Von Smallhausen I'm Free Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tyneside Posts: 3,061	Change for JSB please ........ he should no longer me In His Boat .... he should be that new breed of superhero, that invisible presence that sweeps the streets of scumbags where the regular law fails ..... he should now be known as ........ The Night Worker. Love it. __________________ " Well, old bean, life is really so bloody awful that I feel it’s my absolute duty to be chirpy and try and make everybody else happy too." David Niven, 1910-1983.

13-09-2009, 09:04	#20
Stan_Lite Stan, Stan the FLASHER MAN! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In bed with your sister Posts: 5,483	Yesterday. 04:30: Got up, got dressed, upstairs for coffee and smokes. 05:00: Had breakfast. 05:30: Work clothes on and out to outdoor smoke shack for more coffee and smokes. 06:00: Start shift. Sit in mud lab faffing about on internet. 08:30: Go to meeting. 09:00: Coffee and smokes. 10:00: A little light cleaning with harsh chemicals. 11:30: Another meeting, followed by lunch then, coffee and smokes. 13:15: Yet another meeting followed by....... you guessed it...... coffee and smokes. 17:30: knock off early to get to canteen before it fills up with locals having Iftar - followed by coffee and smokes. 18:30: Exercise time. 19:30: Final meeting of the day. 20:00: Tea and smokes (for a change). 21:00: Read book. 21:30: Sleep. Plan for today - pretty much the same as yesterday - without the 13:15 meeting. It's a hard life __________________ Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I...

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