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Old 26-11-2009, 17:39   #11
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People have whazzes in drawers? But he seemed like such a nice young man.
/checks drawers
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Old 26-11-2009, 17:41   #12
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Didn't realise it was considered dodgy, guess I'd better stop doing it then.
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Old 26-11-2009, 17:52   #13
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I once went round a womans house to fix her PC. She went for a shower.. I was slightly aroused...
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Old 26-11-2009, 18:26   #14
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I dont tend to leave the room they are in, prefer to keep an eye on them just in case, plus I like finding out how stuff works, so I hover, asking questions.
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Old 26-11-2009, 19:12   #15
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Have generic "grumpy old men" conversations about immigrants/tax/stability of the economy/women/etc

The bloke who did a service on the old boiler (arf arf!) told me that he didn't want to come here again because the church opposite "brought back memories of the worst day of his life."

"Funeral?" I enquired?

"My wedding day" he quipped

[Camera fades out to the sound of much "Sid James" style laughter]
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Old 26-11-2009, 20:36   #16
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Usually watch them and do my best Scrooge impression. Tea? Who do you think I am?

Except builders, where I'm well aware that tea is mandatory.
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Old 26-11-2009, 20:40   #17
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Would you react differently if it was a woman coming into your house and doing similar jobs?

When it is them just doing a checkup I ask them if they want a drink and wait until they are done. If they are doing abit of work to fix something I leave them too it.
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Old 26-11-2009, 23:24   #18
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OnStream came and changed our electricity meter today. Me and the girls sat on the stairs and watched him because we couldn't watch Nick Jr. or Cbeebies
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Old 27-11-2009, 03:12   #19
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OnStream came and changed our electricity meter today. Me and the girls sat on the stairs and watched him because we couldn't watch Nick Jr. or Cbeebies
Were you all sat there going 'Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet?'
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Old 27-11-2009, 05:22   #20
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Similar to iCraig, I tend to masturbate vigorously while complimenting them on the shape of their bottom and asking if they've "Been working out?".

Lot of unfinished jobs in our flat
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