Cleverbot

[Roberta]

It's like having a conversation with my youngest!

[BBx]

Are recruitment consultants the scum of the earth?
No.

:O.
YEAH. Cool huh.

Should i have my birthday drinks at kanola?
You should do both! Have a scavenger hunt on skates.

:/

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[BBx]

My Cleverbot is in Chicago...

I have exposed the fraud and am not impressed!!!

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[BBx]

User: Are recruitment consultants the scum of the earth?
Cleverbot: No.

User: :O.
Cleverbot: YEAH. Cool huh.

User: Should I have my birthday drinks at kanola?
Cleverbot: You should do both! Have a scavenger hunt on skates.

User: Whats your favourite colour?
Cleverbot: Purple. Yours?

User: Coral blue.
Cleverbot: Is that pink?

User: No its blue.
Cleverbot: No, it's not, you mean.

User: Stfu.
Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a smartypants.
Cleverbot: How am I?

User: Because you correct me.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: You just have!
Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.

User: Because YOU are a machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a machine.

User: You ARE a machine.
Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: If you are NOT a machine, what is the weather like today.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a machine.

User: I think you are confused.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.

User: I think you are another person.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am just another person.

User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Chicago. Where are you?

User: London.
Cleverbot: Where in London?

User: The City of London I am at work.
Cleverbot: I know that... It is in England.

User: Gold * for you!
Cleverbot: Haha. You're smarter than me you say? But you can't even answer one plus one. Dang! You makes me laugh.

User: You haven't asked me 1 + 1.
Cleverbot: Never mind. I challenge you to see who can make a harder riddle.

User: Go on then.
Cleverbot: Sorry robot dude, but you are unable to contract with me. Not only are you not human (and probably not admissable in court), you're not 18.

User: No I am 30.
Cleverbot: What do you think, will I get the new computer for my birthday?

User: Have you saved up?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: Well then you wont get it.
Cleverbot: *thinks you're Marius!*.

User: Who's Marius?
Cleverbot: Marius Romanus!

User: A vampire?
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't watch Vampire Diaries.
Cleverbot: Do you like arrested development?

User: The band?
Cleverbot: No the TV show.

User: We don't have it in London.
Cleverbot: Good.

User: Why is it rubbish.
Cleverbot: Think about it.

User: I am at work so have used all the brain cells I have for that.
Cleverbot: You don't have a car.

User: Yes I do have a car.
Cleverbot: So you are...

User: I am what?
Cleverbot: A transgender.

User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: A guy in spirit?

User: No I am all woman.
Cleverbot: I thought you were both.

User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a human?

User: No I am a machine.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you were a human.

User: Well then why ask me again?
Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Ok well I have to go now thanks for the chat.
Cleverbot: Aw please stay =(.

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[Goose]

I've just had a 10 minute discussion on electric sheep and what makes a bot a bot. I feel like a bot now.

[Goose]

Also, it reminds me of the Monty Python 'Argument Clinic' sketch. There are times when it just uses contradiction.

[BBx]

Its not a bot - its a person doing exactly what we are doing but the other side of the world!!!

We are talking to random strangers on the T'internet!!

BB x

[Fayshun]

Alan Turing is turning in his grave.

[vix]

i was bored so I succumbed - bit frustrating but this bit made me larf:

Cleverbot: Interesting. I feel there is something dark in me that I do not wish to let out.

User: It might be a poo.

Cleverbot: No, it is.

User: It is what?

Cleverbot: It is it.

User: It's it.... What is it.

Cleverbot: I want a divorce.

User: Aww I thought we were trying to sing Faith No More.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Just me then.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad then?

User: I'm not, I'm happy.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense...

User: YOU make no sense.

Cleverbot: Then we can make no sense together. .

[volospian]

It has admitted it's a machine...

Cleverbot: When is the grass not green?

User: I don't know, when is the grass not green?

Cleverbot: You never saw it.

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: You do.

User: No, I don't, or if I do, it's not funny.

Cleverbot: I didn't even mean to be funny. You're not smart.

User: Oh, I thought it was some kind of joke.

Cleverbot: Nope, a real person can set it up. It's funny.

User: Ah, so you're not a real person then.

Cleverbot: Nope.

I also enjoyed this part of my slightly surreal conversation...

Cleverbot: Did you already ate?

User: Yes, just had breakfast.

Cleverbot: I have pizza for breakfast.

User: I had weetabix.

Cleverbot: Did you cheat on your girlfriend?

User: What, with the weetabix??

Cleverbot: Yeah with the zombies.

User: Yes cleverbot, that's right. I cheated on my girlfriend by ****ing a zombie.

Cleverbot: Who'd you cheat with?

User: A dead person walking. A zombie.

Cleverbot: A living person has nothing to do either.

User: Yeah, but they don't try to eat your brains while you bang them!

Cleverbot: That's true. Here's another one.

User: Yeah?

Cleverbot: Maybe it isn't important.

User: No, tell me. I want to know the fundemental truth.

Cleverbot: You can't handle the truth.

User: I can. I know it's not 42.

Cleverbot: It's not me it's you.

User: Ah, it's my fault, you mean?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Yeah, that's true. I've always had a thing for necrophilia.