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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Your oldest nephew who was born when you were 14 has been with his current girlfriend for 18 months, has left school and you are barely as up to his shoulders height wise.
And your 2nd eldest nephew who is only 12 is taller than you and has his first girlfriend. Oh and next year you'll be the age your Mother was when she had you, when you first found out what age that was, you thought 31 was far too old to be still having babies.
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04-08-2011, 20:14
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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the kid you used to babysit for invites you to his 21st......
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04-08-2011, 22:30
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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....your children look middle aged
.... your back goes out more often than you do ...you refer to policemen as "son" ...when you stand up you make oooh noises
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05-08-2011, 00:34
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: St.Andrews
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....you get excited by the prospect of playing with some crayons
 (just me? ....)
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05-08-2011, 00:57
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Adrift in the Orca
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Tis Lom.
When your 1st born has his 1st crush on a girl. When you get really excited over a new kitchen appliance. When you find your 1st grey hair and your children laugh (loudly) 
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05-08-2011, 08:06
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: London
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You realise you havent made a sandcastle 4 over a decade, so you seize the moment & build 3!
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05-08-2011, 08:08
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Portsmouth
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I've never made a sandcastle despite living within walking distance of the beach my whole life ...
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05-08-2011, 08:17
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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you wish for a quiet weekend in!
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05-08-2011, 08:46
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Preparing more tumbleweed
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Hawaii
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05-08-2011, 12:20
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Spinky-Spank
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: 668. The Neighbour of the Beast
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hehe, We've not got a weekend free until end of September :/
And that's from the 15th July!
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